@sween It goes with the other free "laptop" activities Hooter's can provide you.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
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2 days until the BCS championship. Man I can't wait.
Oh, you guys are still talking about this MacWorld thing? What's the score?
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
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And a parting shot before I go.
Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlongs.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
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Hmm, guess she was talking about smoking cigars. Honest mistake.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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OH: "Every now & then I puff on my dad's"
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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High dude on the phone, spelling things out to me: "Yeah, m as in nancy, E as in iguana." #facepalm
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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I have resorted to humming Don't Worry, Be Happy after every call. For obvious reasons.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@phyllisstein Depends. Is your name Carlos Antonio Jose Jimenez De La Guadalupe?
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I wonder if she realizes what I think of when she say T-Jizzy?
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Guess who just locked himself out of his BIOS?
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Boy, I bet you feel like a real tough guy, talking shit to me from halfway across the country. Over the phone.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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@dumbwhore Interestingly, the macho hip hop crowd is amazingly open to talk about fashion. BUT, only if it is in line w/ the current fad.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
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Jeebus, I cannot *wait* to go snowboarding. Lemme tell you, I make crashing into a tree look GOOD.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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You know it's been *way* too long when saucy tweets launch full blown epics in your head.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Dammit. I hate seeing Philip Rivers do well at anything #hater
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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This R&B style McNuggets commercial makes me all McStabby. Oh oh oooohhh.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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I don't care what they look like, fresh dates are fucking delicious!
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Losing steam here. And reading tweets from FL about kayaking & 80 deg weather? Not helping.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Oh, how the stupid is rolling in. It's like a fog bank of inanities.
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Momma: Yes, & it's wild salmon too.
Stepdad: Oh yeah cause you *like* it wild.
Me: <hork>
Porto_Rock (T.J.) from The Barren Desert
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