Dear Tweethearts: stick to the character limit, knock off the excessive self-linking, chat with your pals via DM, and stop bitching. <3
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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Coworker has terminal illness, but she's still writing emails in Comic Sans (knowing how much I hate it). Am I allowed to be mad about this?
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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Loudest phone call of 2009: going-deaf father giving tech support to going-deaf grandfather. "IT IS OKAY TO CLICK. YES. CLICK! THE! FOLDER!"
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Have officially trained the dog to be freaked out by people sneezing. Next up? Yawning. (Note: I should *never* have children.)
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
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My nail polish is meant for "Xtreme Wear," so I guess I should take up rollerblading or skateboarding or something. Cowabunga, dudes.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Printing my publication upside-down in hopes that the smudgy printer will mess up the less-important half of the document this week. Bwa ha!
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
5 days, 3 hours agoView original
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It would seem that a LOT of people made it their New Year's resolution to play more WoW. Get off mah server! P.S. Shut up.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Life would be cooler if a posse of 1920s mobsters appeared behind you and snapped in sync every time you said, "OH SNAP!" Or maybe not.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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As of 2018, I will have been blogging for exactly half my life. P.S. Calculating that was the first productive thing I've done this year.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
6 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Discussing boys / crushes with my twelve-year-old cousin via email. So maybe 2008 will go out on an awesome note after all. :)
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
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Today's Objectives: Not crying at work; not rolling my eyes when spoken to; eating as much junk food as possible before 2009.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
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Today's Objectives: Not crying at work; not telling my coworker that her font choices are poop; not unfollowing people because of typos.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Started the day at noon with sunshine pouring in and church bells ringing while I MADE MY BED. Somebody pinch me.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Just returned from watching "Marley and Me" with the family. Not a dry eye in the whole dang audience. Bad for Ben Stein; great for Kleenex.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Oh man. Got Emily Post's "Etiquette" for Christmas. Have been quoting it rudely and loudly to my family for an hour now. White linens, FTW!
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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My cat has found that, by sitting at my right-hand side, he can eat my cereal when I swivel to the left and type on my laptop. TRICKSY.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
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Whoa, what? Getting @favrd three times in an hour? Aww, Merry Christmas to you too, Twitter!
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
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Rebelling by going in to the office two hours late on my day off. P.S. I swear I was better at this rebellion thing when I was a teenager.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
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I think we'd be better off driving a Barbie car than a Ford Escort in this weather. Related: ZOMG we are going to die.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
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When I am queen, it will cost free dollars for next-day shipping during the Christmas season.
Rachelskirts (Rachel S.) from Chicago, IL
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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