Always trust a coyote on where to order inexpensive contraptions.
Never trust a coyote on physics.
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Widely known basic chemical reaction. #redox
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He danced so hard that Ginger Rogers often had to remove them, smoking, from his feet. #fredsox
smartasshat (Smart as Shat) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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And get down. But that is all she wants to do. Dance, make romance, party, and get down. THAT"S IT!
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All she wants to do is dance. That's it. And make romance. But that's it. Dance and make romance. And party. But that's ALL!
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We apologise for the fault in sacking the Governor's brother-in-law. Those responsible have been sacked. </holygrail>
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@bcompton You're doing hash with your sister who took it from your sick mother? I'm confused.
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I'm a maverick! I'm the law-breakin'est VP you'll evr see!
-I'm Sarah Palin & someone put the approval form for this message in front of me
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Bush, the CEO President, is using Wal*Mart Economic Theory. "Ah'm rollin' back the stock market to 2001!"
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Whoa. Obama is buying ½ hour slots in primetime on CBS and NBC on October 29th. Is it possible to die of giddiness?
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Jesus, Lady, you drive like Sarah Palin interviews. Herky-jerky, all over the place, and alas, in front of me.
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Here's an idea: A bunch of semi-random flavors of gum, recursively arranged in the pack. Mandible Set™.
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After firing the chicken failed to attract visitors, Palin first denied firing it then stated, "Also, too, besides, God told me to fire it."
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Sarah Palin was the founder and President of the Wasilla Aquarium. It was shut down after the chicken drowned. Look it up.
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@vmarinelli I hope you make the joint decision to forgo onions. <wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean>
smartasshat (Smart as Shat) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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The Rep. ticket is losing to Obama all gains made by picking Palin, as women shift from voting with their vaginas to voting with their clits
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In a maverick move to simultaneously placate gays and spur the economy, McCain is unveiling his plan to introduce $3 bills. #guessthestunt
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GF (making my birthday cake): "Wanna lick a beater?" Me: "Yeah. Don't hit me too hard, though."
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@awryone Was it duo-erotic asphyxiation? Or did he do it because you were the only one having fun?
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@bcompton Hip Pity Hop
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