It's okay to masturbate and cry at the same time, right?
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
6 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Be fruitful, mother fuckers. Be fruitful and multiply.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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OH: "... is like getting sucked off by an angel." WTF? Why didn't I hear the first half of that sentence!?
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Also, I feel the need to point out that originally that tweet said "followers who occassionally enjoy my _teets_"
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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I figure I'm a good lay. You know, 'cause I'm so good at laying down.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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re: my last tweet: I was talking about shooting yourself with semen. Not a gun. In case that point wasn't clear.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Rumor: Masturbating makes you blind. Truth: Only if you shoot yourself in the eye.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Listen, just because I'm masturbating and the TV is on does not mean I am masturbating to that program. Sometimes, I just masturbate!
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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Apparently lesbians look just like real women.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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Desperately seeking human affection, I turn to the craiglist casual encounters page.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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Four hours of tennis = seriously chaffed privates.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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The iPod touch is lacking in one important feature: pornography. I think a reason to jerk off while on public transit is vital!
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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Obama is right: "It is an insult to Muslim-Americans"
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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I always thought I'd make a good pimp. Gentle and soft. Really, I'd be the sort who cares for his hoes.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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I played tennis and may have buggered my ankle. Moral of the story? Never do anything. Ever.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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Here, in an empty house where I used to live, I am hit by memories of people I loved. It's not the loving that hurts. It's the remembering.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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Politics talk? Forget that shit. Twitter is meant for real microblogging. To that effect, I'm going to go pee.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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So, I though the back was the worst of my problems today. Turns out the puking was. Well. Is.
Sontra (Steven Ray Orr) from BC, Canada
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