Man, *nothing* is more fun and excited after a long, tiring day that being unwittingly dive-bombed by a GIANT freaking moth in the bathroom.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
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With the birth of autumn at hand, I fear the resurgence of emo poetry and its innumerable comparisons between the cold season and death.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
5 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Well, I couldn't afford a piñata for my party, so this homeless guy who was handing out candy from his van was a real blessing in disguise.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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1000th Tweetiversary! @thursdayschild brought plasticware. @nicktabick brought Favrd. And @justincox brought chips. Everyone dig in!
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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What the <TV Edit> FUDGEMUFFINS </TV Edit> is the purpose of hiccups?!
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
5 days, 20 hours agoView original
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"Meet Real Asian Girls!" Really Facebook Ads? Everybody knows Asian people are just myths - the gods of ancient videogaming folklore.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
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http://xrl.us/on2u4 - Hmm. Electronics, electronics, electronics, electronics and... fuck, how 'bout some boots? Top notch MySpace.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
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Guys, my 1000th Tweetiversary is coming up soon, and we need to plan a party! And don't everybody just volunteer to bring cups, either.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
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"They're *exactly* the same.... well, except for the differences."
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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</Fav-worthy tweet> Maybe? C'mon... it's been a slow month. Gimme a break.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Decided to become a dullard hunter. It's like vampire hunting, only with idiots. No need for silver bullets. Regular ones will do just fine.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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I don't know why, but I'm just slightly perturbed by the fact that the Dalai Lama sells DVDs.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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If you're fat, ugly, wearing a plaid skirt over jeans, and you smell like piss, coffee, and old people, you don't get to "strut your stuff".
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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OH: "Oh, the 'Dark Knight' soundtrack... I wonder what's on here?" Oh, I don't know, maybe the MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE?!
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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There's officially fruit fly blood smeared on my monitor. . . 'cause I'm bad-ass like that.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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So, Russia wants to bomb Georgia. I say- good riddance! Damn southerners... I- what? Whaddya mean the *other* Georgia?!
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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If people talked as poorly as they typed online.... I'd probably be in prison. You know, for murder and such.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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OH: "(inaudible)."
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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"No, no. I'm your *biggest fan's* biggest fan. You, I don't like."
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Well a nuclear bomb must have gone off because every emergency vehicle in the *county* just went by.
SuperSanko (Adam S.) from Chicago Suburbs, IL
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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