Oh man, poor kid. She's got the dreaded double-ender going. This will not be a fun couple of days for anybody.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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You know what's more awesome than insomnia? Not sure, but it probably involves a root canal or a colonoscopy. Heading to the gym.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Not that I'm into *that*, but when the Wiggles sing that they're going to "Do the elephant", the engineer in me *needs* to watch.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Heading to my parents for my Dad's Birthday. They made a ham. I don't really like ham. This made me like it less http://tinyurl.com/748jz8
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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@edsai Nah, not in to the whole body hair and leather scene.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Your "Tap Out" shirt and "No Fear" stocking cap almost made me overlook your morbid obesity. Well played my friend, well played!
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Cops everywhere, dude in handcuffs, store workers filling out paper work for the police. Guess the location...Honey Baked Ham Store.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
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Seriously people, I know you want to be all touchy feely and crap, but THERE IS SUCH A THING AS DUMB QUESTIONS!
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
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Dear @MrsThinGuy. We really enjoyed your enchiladas. However, the dishwashing staff would like to introduce you to a lady named PAM.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Anyone else notice weird things happen to *other peoples* pets when @lskrocki is around. #TheRealChupacabra
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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How come when I don't go the the gym, I feel like I've gained 10 lbs overnight. But when I do, the inverse is not true. Oh, guilt. Yeah.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Your mispronunciation of "other" as "udder" would be really cute if you weren't forty years old and working for the same company as me.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Sorry, I just can't stop thinking about this. You know what would really *make* those Kosher Vegan Latkes? Two words: Bacon Drippings.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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On the Subway $5 footlong commercial, I've noticed that the men make far smaller "footlong" estimations with their hands than the women do
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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The 3 people you'll meet in IT. Those who solve problems, those who tell you who to talk with to solve your problem, and the problem maker.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
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If we win this deal, I want a pony.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
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Really, I don't have a problem getting sidetrac...
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I'm stuck wanting to say something hilarious for tweet 15K. Boobs. That's all I have.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Having 5 kids means only the local ganja dealer goes through more sandwich bags than you.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I wanted to don my gay apparel but had to change outfits because it gave me a serious case of moose knuckle.
ThinGuy (Thin Guy) from Henderson, NV, USA
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