Don't worry for @vmarinelli : While dinner is Taco Bell tonight with extra onions on my burrito, she already gave the dog a bone last night.
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
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Happy 2009. In 20 days I will say Happy NEW YEAR!!! I sense an incredible 2009 with all of you. Thanks for keeping me smiling and frowning.
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Damn you. Damn you all to hell. Friend's txt reads "not as late as usual" yet in my head I hear "as usually". Thanks y'all for condemnation!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
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Obama needs to be sworn in over a shredder bag full of shredded contents of every major holy book. What the Hell, even include LeVay's work!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Damned DVR has ruined my ability to discern plot twists versus show-ending reveal because I don't know where I am in the show by wall clock.
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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http://twitpic.com/vffe - Really Parker Brothers? "No need to read"?! WTF?! This is a quality game I should get a kid. Learn what's impo ...
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Blagojovich press conference was described as a poetry reading. The gov is a punk. For respect he should have come out and slammed instead!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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ZOMG! My lavatory has been left without TP. What to do, oh let me see. Here kitty kitty kitty...
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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http://twitpic.com/u1it - Finally back to just one dog!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Locked us out of house. Was able to break in under 5 minutes. Methinks this new, possible fellonious talent will not glorify my resume.
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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What's the deal with the Cialis icon of the couple in SEPERATE bath tubs. With the arthritis, humpin in a tub is nigh impossible so why two?
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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This winter non-foliage thing has really infringed on MY discreetly peeing while walking @lynyrd. Not embarrased: Don't want to get arrested
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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@misc You have to remove an unblemished rib or you will only beget a broken woman. They're already available everywhere!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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DMV needs a requirement: Unqualified drivers with "QT" license plates (1 HOT QT) shall be fined for false advertizing. My plate? "UGLY MOFO"
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Gray hairs are coarse and rigid. As time progresses, should I worry about eye impalement by errant pubes? WOULD that be covered by medicare?
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
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@vmarinelli Sure, I'll bring her, um, it, home. It has an overnight bag, and Kent isn't expecting it home.
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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@vmarinelli Um... Nobody's... That's a, um, poster. Yeah, that's it!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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http://twitpic.com/rcsu - Man, we are livin la vida @twoname tonight! Drinks abound!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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@smartasshat Patron was 1st. Mebbe whiskey next, but this bar doesn't serve liquor, only beer. Where's my muthafuckin absinthe, bitches?!
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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As if to prove that she uses the smoke alarm as a timer when cooking, @vmarinelli started a fire in the toaster oven cooking my bday dinner.
ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) from RVA
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