"Painted myself into a corner" is a dumb expression. It always feels more like *stabbed* myself into a corner.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
4 hours, 40 minutes agoView original
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So Cuba: "Stop hitting me." Hurricane Ike: "I'm not hitting you. I'm loving you with the vengeance of the Lord." ...
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
4 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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"Stop slapping me." "I'm not slapping you, I'm loving you with an open palm."
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
15 hours, 36 minutes agoView original
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Because I'm a "freaking Ninja Genius". That's why.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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I checked the Favrd leaderboard and all I saw were references to Sarah Palin. This indicates that today is my day off from Twitter.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Early morning faves don't get the respect they deserve. Brilliant & funny at 5 am should get an extra star.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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The explanation for the following part of this tweet is that I read the *entire* Favrd leaderboard daily: *wet fart*
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Only ONE thing makes me happier than a bendy straw.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I wish coffee was made out of chocolate.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
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lol! "Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I *want* to pretend I meant AC/DC. But no. OCD is what I meant, sadly. :)
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Why has no one made an emoticon for "tongue-in-cheek" yet? 80% of my emails would make more sense. Also, sarcasm and we'd be at a full 100%.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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@realmatrix My third act as Tinu President will be to set a precedent. Education - fixed!
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Sometimes I wish my last name was president.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Ow. Is all I have to say. So I won't be around much. :-|
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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How come its always hilarity or chaos or something? How come it's never, for instance, "Chocolate Ensued"?
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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*singsongvoice* I'm going to the Al-a-mo. I'm gonna watch a mo-vie. *insert skipping* It's called Tropic Thun-der. I hope it doesnt su-uck.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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rt: "Stop kicking me." "I'm not kicking you. I'm loving you with my toes."
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Tonight's thought: "People do what they do, because they are who they are, it often has nothing to do with you."
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
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I admit I don't get along with people that stand in the way of progress. & I like the crunching sound their bones make when I run them over.
Tinu from Austin Texas, Houston Texas
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