President Barack Obama. Two for one. Now following you. #3promisingwords
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
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"Of course I'll never sink so low as to put product placements in my Tweets," he said, sipping his crisp and refreshing Diet Pepsi Max.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
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Believe it or not, "strapped to a mule somewhere in Tunisia" is actually my package's delivery status message on the UPS website.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
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@gordonshumway "You're the father."
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 hours, 17 minutes agoView original
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I'll tell you what. Kolchak would have gotten to the bottom of that Chupacabra nonsense, that's what.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
5 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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FACT: the English word "Monday" is derived from the Etruscan words meaning literally "rough sigmoidoscopy without sedatives". Look it up.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
6 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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I would certainly have more CFL bulbs in my house, if it weren't for the fact the light they cast makes me look like @nevenmrgan's avatar.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
21 hours, 37 minutes agoView original
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Why is it that my tweetup invitations always get "lost in the mail"...?
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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How exactly do you tell a cut from a laceration?
Also, can you tell me how to make a tourniquet?
Also, how do you get blood off of suede?
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Perhaps I slightly overestimated the potential awesomeness of eating a bacon and peanut butter sandwich.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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I'm not saying I ate too much cheese last night, but that Gruyere was like a suitcase bomb in my stomach.
#weapons_of_mass_constipation
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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@Moltz You already promised me I could drive. The cart, that is.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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I am so addicted to fivethrityeight.com
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Tonight at 8pm EST on Lifetime: Tracey Gold in "Not Without My Maverick, You Betcha: the Sarah Palin Story".
Sponsored by Quilted Northern.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
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No, it doesn't bother me whenever I lose a follower. Not one bit. Why? Do you think I need that much validation? Psh.
Related: hold me?
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Treated myself by ordering a new Mac Pro and 30" Cinema Display.
Thank Jebus I can write that shit off on my taxes.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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No, Magilla, Mr. Peebles should *not* have touched you in "that place". But perhaps you should start wearing a shirt with those loose pants.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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How long do you think it will be until we see people sporting "Team Maverick" tees?
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Retweeting @ejacqui: Sarah Palin Debate Flowchart - http://is.gd/3tN6
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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If you actually tried to highlight text in that last tweet, poke yourself in the eye and move back two spaces. You gullible idiot.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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