@Robsama Yea, I nearly tried _Mavericktober_ but thought better of it..wait, CRAP?
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
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My DVR remote and home phone are the same shape and size. Related: Just ordered a Sanitizing Steam Cleaning System from QVC.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
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Have I mentioned I LOVE CraigsList? "I can do photography or build you a quality fishing rod"...oooOO Kay!
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
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Dear God, I promise never to mix cow, chicken and liquid cheese again if you'll just let my stomach be!
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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3am and 6am seem considerably closer together now than they did in college.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
6 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I let an entire cough drop melt in my mouth without biting it. I AM TEH AWESOMENESS.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
6 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Praying this is just a bad dream and soon my kidnergarten teacher will wake and ask me to roll up my mat and finish coloring an apple.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
6 days, 21 hours agoView original
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@FanEffingTastic ...but if you try sometimes, nah you're still screwed.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I kept trying to find a witty way of saying it but can't. Today I'm 18 years sober, for my Wife, my Son and my wonderful family & friends
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Sarah Palin seeks to suspend the economy and debate her delayed campaign.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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I'm going to hold off on generating that report to...work on the economy...I smell a meme
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Heading home. Work's depressing, the economy’s depressing, the government’s depressing but hey, I have a convertible...ah crap, it's raining
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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I don't care how good you are with chop sticks...getting that last crushed peanut from your chicken pad thai is a real bear!
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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@ttseco I sooo feel your pain!
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Right up front for the Racoun...Racount...for that Jack White rock group concert!
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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To the 7 foot tall guy standing alone at the shortest urinal when I walked in: I'm not buying it.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I DON'T LIKE BACON!! Ok, I said it...whew. (95)
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Welcome to Twitter...home of the 140 character memoir.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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There is nothing more funny than when I love my pretty...wait, I mean funnest...no, somethings not quite...awww screw it.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I just bought...and ate...a borrito filled with shame.
Xytrex (Jamie Sloan) from Washington...the state
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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