Apparently I ate my lunch an hour early because while computer was rebooting I checked time on my printer which doesn't auto change for DST.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
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http://twitpic.com/108bk - Good code, bad code cartoon. From Luke Francl's Rubyfringe presentation "Testing is Overrated". Awesome.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Site says my browser is "unoptimized", asks me to "please consider upgrading to a modern browser", sends me to ie7 download. Yeah. Sure.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Wife: Do not tweet that.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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The "tweet spot" - the point at which spending any more time editing a post will have a noticeably negative impact on its timely relevance.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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At this moment, www.doobiebrothers.net is being brought to its knees as hordes of people born after 1985 attempt to satisfy their curiosity.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Wife knows there's no "75 yard line" in football, but the "75" in the Orange Bowl logo confused her for a sec. She's mad I'm tweeting this.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Pat Sumerall. Dick Clark. Time's up, fellas.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@bryanl Now that's a reason - I like it.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Daddy, you're a cock. This is what I get for a) teaching him how to read, and b) taking the family to a chinese buffet for dinner.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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I thought the guy's collar (already popped) was gonna pop right off when I eased up to deny him.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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http://twitpic.com/x0nd - My 9yr old has his "gf" over to visit for the day. This is what "little hef" is wearing.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Wife asks me "Do you need anymore coffee?" all the time. Looking back, I'm not sure I've ever said "no" to that question.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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@sween ProTip: The number of syllables in a Starbucks order is directly proportional to how big an asshole the person ordering is.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Me: fart. Pause 1 minute. Wife: fart. Pause 1 minute. Me: fart. Pause 12 seconds. Wife: leaves, waving her dirty sock at me. I win.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I'm trying to identify my wife on Facebook but she won't friend me.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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OH: "He's like the boy you take home to mom and she's like 'How'd you get THAT?'"
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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@tj Where does "metric fuck-ton" fall in the "shitload - to - fuckwad" measurement continuum?
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Do NOT go in there. What I did in there... it was epic.
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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ProTip: When sending hate-mail to the FSM website and admonishing people to turn to Jesus, do not sign your comment "Squiggledorf".
Yardboy (Cayce Balara) from Jacksonville, FL
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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