Colon is the new exclamation mark:
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
16 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
Butler cat says, do you have an appointment? http://twitpic.com/106m3
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
Missed the bus by 3 seconds >:-O
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
"Moleskin, the notebook of choice for fops and dandies the world over."
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
Oops...accidentally sent a DM to myself because I replied to my own sent message.
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
5 days, 1 hour agoView original
Headline on SFCity - "Study: Gay Children of Assholes More Likely to Be Fucked Up"
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
How are people planning to spend their leap second?
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
"Why is there a fart machine here. No, really." - @twigsy
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
http://twitpic.com/xcwa - http://tinyurl.com/9c66gf
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
1 week, 3 days agoView original
http://twitpic.com/whfj http://twitpic.com/whfo - "Why the Minters Must Make New Coins Daily"
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
1 week, 6 days agoView original
"Everything's a twinkie if you look at it right."
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
http://twitpic.com/vn4i - Goodbye kitty. I'll leave a light on for you. ;-(
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Oh Come All Ye Faithful - Twisted Sister: http://tinyurl.com/vfms8 via @dgoodlad
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Throw a shoe, get a wife: http://tinyurl.com/78rpbz
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
My bedroom has a weird smell but I cannot locate the source. :-/
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
http://twitpic.com/v4mx - Hiding in bag fail.
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
@al3x Probably a reason he's a thief and not, say, a gainfully employed API lead.
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
CTRL + ALT + D1337
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Retrieved Britt's id and card from the bar. Now, buying things online.
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
Wishing I could favorite a DM: "I love the eels."
_evan (Evan) from Russian Hill, California
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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