Maybe YOUR life is like a box of chocolates, but some of us are stuck with a box of already bitten coconut cremes, so stop rubbing it in.
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The fastest way to make me uninterested in learning more about my job is to answer my question like I'm supposed to know everything already.
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This soup from the Chinese restaurant is the saltiest thing I've tasted since....eh, you already know where I'm going so I won't bother.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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Figures. As soon as I make fun of other people's musical tastes, Taking Back Sunday shows up on my last.fm radio.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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I love being able to see what my last.fm friends are listening to right now. I am both awed and horrified by their selections.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
3 hours, 24 minutes agoView original
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For fans of the Awesome Belt, it's getting an awesome attachment tonight.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
3 hours, 51 minutes agoView original
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@melodik So is your building about to pee or poop on you?
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
3 hours, 53 minutes agoView original
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The more local people that follow me, the closer I get to someone from work finding me here. Which is when I go into hiding.
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3 hours, 54 minutes agoView original
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5 days waiting for a credentialed person to take care of the scanner, which I could hook up and network in 10 minutes, but can't and won't.
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My daily prayer: Grant me the kind of day where I don't wish I had an AK.
Also, God Bless Ice Cube.
Except for that kid movie.
Thanks.
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6 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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Haven't smoked in 4 days, but the chunks of nicotine scarred lung I'm coughing up are satisfying the craving,.
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7 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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Long Island: Neither rain nor snow nor sleet nor hail can keep people from driving like they are invincible. And want to kill you.
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WTF? 2-6 weeks for delivery of a Snuggie? Now I have to find some other cheesy product to give Todd for his birthday.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
9 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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@expat_erin I would only worry if he bought you a pony for Christmas.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
9 hours, 41 minutes agoView original
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I would like to apologize to twitter and favrd for raping them with my Bedazzler yesterday. I have it under control now.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
11 hours, 1 minute agoView original
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@bcompton @twoname No, an "orangy" is that drink you buy in the mall.
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18 hours, 6 minutes agoView original
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@bcompton Wait, are we faking being at the orgy or are we really going? I was just gonna phone it in.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
18 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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@bcompton I'm holding out for the great Twitter Orgy of 2010.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
18 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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"No, I will not Bedazzle my vagina."
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
19 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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Update: The Awesome Belt is fucking awesome in bed.
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