My 3 year old just asked to watch Ghost Hunters to help put him to sleep. No, I'm not kidding. Cracking up.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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Lovely. It starts already. Me- "Jack! GO TO SLEEP!" Jack- "But, mom! I'm just touching my penis!!"
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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my 3 yr old, looking at pic of Chinese gymnast: "Ooh! Look at the shiny medal. Why is he wearing it?" Me- "It's a she." Him- "It IS??"
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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Made my 3 yr old a burrito. Reaction? "You made me a burrito?! This is wonderful! Wonderful! SIMPLY WONDERFUL!!" Um..you're welcome?
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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Is there really an Olympic softball player named Tonya Harding? That's just...unfortunate for her.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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i think I'm singlehandedly funding the bread industry. All I've eaten for 4 days is toast.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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Um, I think I've dropped like 10 lbs in the last 3 days, or so. Is that even healthy?? NOT that I'm complaining, but still....
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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You know, SOME day I'll manage to get at least 6 hours of sleep IN A ROW. Not sure when it will happen, though.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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checker- *stern look* You want to bag this, or save the earth? Me- Uh..save the earth? Checker- Good answer. Me- please don't kill me.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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daughter- "I can't STAND the Cheetah Girls! They think they're sooo perfect! I refuse to watch them on principal." That's my girl.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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@VioletheVerbose There is a very large gnome here who didn't go to sleep. But, hey, that's okay...let me do everything! No problemo.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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Helpful hint- if you're wearing pants that have a tendency to fall down, and people randomly walk in your house...wear underwear. That's all
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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I am probably the only person alive that could actually scratch their cornea w/ a pair of pants. Don't ask.
adena (Adena Bailey) from Yamhll County, Oregon
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