Why is it when they ask for something edgy, they actually mean something with rounded corners & padded with plenty of soft, fluffy cotton?
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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How do deaf lobster people sign?
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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Dear dummies: Simply Orange with Pineapple and Simply Orange with Mango is no longer Simply Orange. I'd go with Somewhat Orange instead.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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Seeing a Manwich commercial on the Food Network is like seeing an inflatable sex doll ad on Match.com.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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I never grab handfuls of popcorn - While I have no problem with licking my fingers, licking my palms seems a bit too much like grooming.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was the Snuggle Bear in a Snuggie; and the moon became as blood.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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Ahh... I see theladders.com commercials continue to reassuringly mock and ridicule us filthy peasants. So much for the noble class.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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I was also let down that the pouches of Tender Vittles didn't say "Fre-esh!" when you opened them. Still think the Chuckwagon was real tho.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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I remember being more upset finding out that the scrubbing bubble guys weren't real than Santa or the Easter Bunny. Is that wrong?
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Why didn't they warn me in junior high school health class that each of my toenails would eventually take on a distinct personality?
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Cute how they decided to go with the big red nipple dotting the "i" in the Tostitos logo. Really brings out the tit in it.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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Whoa. Really should've shaken up the bottle before squirting that gallon of mustard water on the bread. And no, that's not a euphemism.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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Found out I'm in a 4.5 hour meeting tomorrow. That's akin to a mouse being toyed with by a cat for half the day before the big, final chomp.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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This afternoon when the barista at the crowded Barnes & Noble Starbucks shouted out "An apple purse for Clay!," I began to regret my order.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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The childproof cap on this bottle of DayQuil is mocking me. Perhaps I have to wait until sunrise.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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I wonder if I can convince the gang at work to talk like Henrietta Pussycat tomorrow...
"Meow meow timesheets meow meow suck."
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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After two days of meat-free chipotle soup, I'm now much more concerned with vegans contributing to global warming than cattle.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Is Twitter or fake Twitter the one with the goatee?
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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I'm guessing the Florence Nightingale Effect doesn't work so well on nurses and docs when the patient has ear infection breath.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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As long as there are ice cream sandwiches, I'll know there is still good in this world.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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