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The terrible thing is that in an alternate reality, @Wilburly is our Deep Throat.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

5 hours, 42 minutes agoView original

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Virtual reality has seemingly been "only a few years away" my entire life. Also, the Rapture.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

1 day, 5 hours agoView original

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aedison

Been trying for ten minutes to 'find the funny' in the fact that I've been crying and sleeping all day. There is a chance I am DOIN IT RONG.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

1 day, 6 hours agoView original

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aedison

Every January I 'quit' caffeine and get tempted back by my two favorite tastes: Coca Cola, and failure.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 days, 7 hours agoView original

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aedison

We don't have any real statistics, but the ones we've made up are _terrifying_.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

5 days, 7 hours agoView original

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aedison

'Dahmer Differential'--The gap between being smart enough to keep the heads in the fridge, and dumb enough to neglect the electricity bill.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

6 days, 6 hours agoView original

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aedison

"Abby's rules for our interactions" - http://bit.ly/rules

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

6 days, 6 hours agoView original

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aedison

Judging by her films, marrying Reese Witherspoon involves death by car, extraordinary rendition, or(worst of all) 4 sequential Christmasses.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

1 week agoView original

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aedison

Y'know, the Ponzi scheme is named after Charles Ponzi who and thats about when I got bored of the article.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

1 week agoView original

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aedison

So many invites for New Years Parties that the pressure is just too much, so I'll probably stay home. And cry.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

1 week, 1 day agoView original

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aedison

My stride is a perfect yard. So I'm gonna be absolutely fine in the coming ruler-pocalypse.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

1 week, 2 days agoView original

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aedison

Just passed the Turing test. So I'm _definitely_ gay?

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

1 week, 2 days agoView original

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aedison

PS. For all my making light, I was actually _hissed_ at in the street by another human being today. Let's fix the world, eh? Happy Holidays.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks agoView original

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aedison

This Week in Trans: Sure, sometimes I have bad days and really don't pass- but at least I know no one will sit next to me on the bus.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks agoView original

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aedison

I shouldn't spoil the prank I have lined up for Abby, but has anyone seen The Crying Game?

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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aedison

Friendships based on dorm assignments seem so arbitrary. But what would I know? I spend my time stabbi- Playing card games. I love 'Bridge'.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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aedison

Apparently _everyone_ still calls them trolleys. Well. This, then, brings me to the curious problem of aluminium.

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks, 2 days agoView original

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aedison

Analysis of the Trolley Problem has left me only with this question: who the hell calls it a 'trolley'?

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks, 2 days agoView original

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aedison

Westboro Baptist Church should be a little worried about 'Fag Santa' coming down their chimneys #ifyouknowwhatimean

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks, 4 days agoView original

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aedison

(Admin note: 2nd time today I've used 'AIDS' in a tweet. Awesome. I mean 'AIDSOME'.)

aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK

2 weeks, 5 days agoView original

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