On behalf of transsexuals everywhere, I think it's great that McCain picked Sarah Pali- Oh. Really? Huh.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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575 - Because *574* compulsions isn't a round enough number.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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The Professor is talking about a 'progressivism' entirely unrelated to HDTVs. I'm out.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
15 hours, 15 minutes agoView original
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Hanging with @clapifyoulikeme at college. Shit, man, this is hard. At my university we just sit around all day and tell knock-knock jokes.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Yes, I was an asshole coming up the conveyor belt. And now I'm walking back past you because I went the wrong way. Don't make a big deal.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
17 hours, 15 minutes agoView original
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Plane wings are like kidneys, right?
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Taking a break from the jokes today. Those elephants ain't gonna poach themselves!
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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This train is full of asshole babies. Wait, sorry, that was too rude - *butt*hole babies.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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It hurts losing your nearest and dearest. But how else does one _test_ a death ray?
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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UPDATE: Joggers unable to describe most recent run as 'good' without people thinking that they are near death.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Re: Palin's daughter. 'Baked Alaska' and 'bun in the oven.' You kids write your own damn joke.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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'I wandered lonely as a cloud...' and got sucked into a jet engine? Because that's what'll happen, jackass.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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"She's one of the sex bloggers, they all do _whatever_."
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Thought I'd help my lava-lamp heat up faster with a blowtorch. Who knew glass could melt? See also: skin.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Didn't have Coca-Cola with breakfast this morning, got a headache an hour later. Unrelated: HELP ME.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Before you gay-bash, think of the genuine harm you cause to over eight thousand Belgian fudge-packers.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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The Five People You Meet In Heaven: Jesus, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King, and Cat Stevens.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Despite top hat and monocle, Mr. Peanut did not win the 'Monopoly' contract due to fears of anaphylactic shock amongst 3 million Americans.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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I'm pretty into extreme sports. Rolling out of bed onto the floor is pretty close to BASE jumping, right?
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Local council wants more tourists to come by train, but refused my proposed slogan: "Wareham - the place to get off."
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
5 days, 13 hours agoView original
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