I'm so pissed off right now...Thank God I have my iPod. It's the only thing keeping me from killing everyone around me... #watchoutChicago!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1
Items friend left behind in my apartment:
*Vodka
*Bottle of pills
*Razor
I hope this doesn't represent how she REALLY feels about me. #BFF!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
4 hours, 50 minutes agoView original
4
Watching "The Biggest Loser" has helped me feel better about being nicknamed that in grade school. By 'feel better' I meant 'still bitter'.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
16 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
7
@abigvictory How could one purchase this "Awesome Belt"? I don't have any money but I DO have a lot of Tylenol PM...
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2
Hey Angela! You wanna take the cardboard out from under the pizza before you put it in the oven next time?? Can you handle that? KthxBai!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
21 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
2
As long as my credit card continues to work, I find it rather unnecessary to check or even pay the statement balance. #freemoney!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
22 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
2
CONFESSION: Some of my OH tweets are actually just voices I hear in my head. #schizophrenia #vodka
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
3
OH: "OF COURSE I'm smart and funny...I'm UGLY!!!"
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
6
Is a hamburger still good if you forgot about it and left it on the floor for two hours? Just wondering.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
4
Go see Revolutionary Road!
And The Wrestler!
And Doubt!
IN THE SAME WEEK!
It's a good idea!
Trust me!
Depression is FUN!!!!!!!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
3
This "New Year" is suspiciously similar to every other year. It feels exactly the same and apparently I *still* have to be sober at work...?
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
7
Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. I'm looking at YOU, salacious Forever 21 mannequin.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
6
OH: "Never thought I'd be reaching into your crotch for something warm."
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
4 days, 21 hours agoView original
6
This morning woke up to a dog in a sweater vest spooning me and licking my ear. 2009 is going to be awesome.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
6 days, 2 hours agoView original
5
Feigning pity and feeling relief for not being *that* person at the party who spilled a vodka cranberry on the white living room carpet.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
6 days, 16 hours agoView original
1
Today feels just like "Four Weddings and a Funeral".
Minus the weddings. And Hugh Grant. And any hope of our family getting along.
#YAY!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 week, 3 days agoView original
3
OH: "I need to take pain medication. For my soul..."
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2
I have never owned an iPod.
According to the King Jobs bible you must stone me to death.
If I have any say I would prefer using a hookah.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
1
I just found a Cheerio tangled in my hair.
Oh don't look at me like that. You would have eaten it too.....
#irefusetowastefood
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
5
For the longest time I thought it was "grandma seizure" not "gran mal" and wondered why grandpas were discriminated against. #themoreyouknow
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
4