"Too cold to get out of bed" is a valid reason to stay home from work, right?
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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@_evan Congratulations! But tell me that your proposal didn't involve the words "can has"?
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Putting on clothes over my pajamas to go to the corner store. You may THINK I am dressed, but I have you all fooled!
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Merry Christmas Twitter. I less than three you.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Tipped 25¢ to cutethingsfallingasleep.org via @tipjoy, because dude! Cute things falling asleep! http://tipjoy.com/uEF
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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The United States Postal Service may have ruined Christmas. Little known fact: USPS actually run by The Grinch.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Do you have ANY IDEA just how lucky we are that we get to be alive here and now? It's actually kind of amazing.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Terribly amused that a "[citation needed]" flag exists within the first sentence of the Wikipedia page on Santa Claus.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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OH GOD MY PHONE IS CRACKED! Oh wait, no. That's just a cat hair.
This happens about three times a week.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Lesson learned: Do not use communication devices when hung over.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
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Anyone who handles user support on web applications needs to know about wiffr. http://wiffr.com/about
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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