"Too cold to get out of bed" is a valid reason to stay home from work, right?
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
@_evan Congratulations! But tell me that your proposal didn't involve the words "can has"?
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
Putting on clothes over my pajamas to go to the corner store. You may THINK I am dressed, but I have you all fooled!
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
Merry Christmas Twitter. I less than three you.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
Tipped 25¢ to cutethingsfallingasleep.org via @tipjoy, because dude! Cute things falling asleep! http://tipjoy.com/uEF
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
The United States Postal Service may have ruined Christmas. Little known fact: USPS actually run by The Grinch.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Do you have ANY IDEA just how lucky we are that we get to be alive here and now? It's actually kind of amazing.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
Terribly amused that a "[citation needed]" flag exists within the first sentence of the Wikipedia page on Santa Claus.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
OH GOD MY PHONE IS CRACKED! Oh wait, no. That's just a cat hair.
This happens about three times a week.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
Lesson learned: Do not use communication devices when hung over.
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
Anyone who handles user support on web applications needs to know about wiffr. http://wiffr.com/about
alissa (Alissa) from San Francisco, CA
