The Curious Case of I Don't Foresee Having 3 Hours to Watch a Movie Anytime Soon.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
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Have we decided what to call this decade yet? I vote for the Bloopies.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
18 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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Is "they say I'm not so tough, just because I'm in love with an uptown girl" something we want our civilization to be remembered for?
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
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The final show in the CSI franchise will be CSI Babies. Animated with musical interludes. The songs will be by the Who, sung by toddlers.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I have the opening part of Rebel Rebel in my head. Not the song, just the opening part on repeat. Like a car commercial or radio intro.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Shaved the vacation beard because mine is the kind of philtrum you do not hide.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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If I'm not alpha male then why the hell do they make me wear this outfit? Are these cats playing me for a sucker?
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Actually I am home in Utah. The cats were shocked to see the return of the alpha male, which is to say me.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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I'm now in Anchorage, Alaska because there is no fact-checking on twitter.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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In Vegas, where the only real thing is the glint of hope in a young gambler's eye.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Cory Doctorow has a video of the zoetrope: http://flickr.com/photos/doctorow/2623159461/ It's the pinnacle of human achievement, IMHO.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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2009 will be the year in which Americans fall in love with haunted food.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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2009 will be the year in which Canada sinks into the ocean. Parts of it anyway.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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2009 will be the year in which we lick a phone and the phone will tell us what we just ate.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
6 days, 16 hours agoView original
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3 things that taste different in Southern California: Coke, tap water, and air.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
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Billy Mays is yelling at my children about hamburgers.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
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I asked if I could position the Batman armor to look like it was playing the piano, but they said no.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
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I toured the Warner Brothers studios with a friend who works there. I saw wonderful things including Sam's piano from Casablanca. So tiny.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
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Dear California,
I love you.
Sincerely,
Adam
(displaced native)
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
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For those not familiar with LA radio, KOST is pronounced like "coast" except you say it while yawning.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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