I'm no doctor,
but our baby's home tastes healthy.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
11 hours, 28 minutes agoView original
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Kid calls her grandmother "Lady".
Which loses its cuteness fast
as the kid throws a tantrum in public
screaming, "Lady! Let go of me lady!"
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
16 hours, 54 minutes agoView original
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I seriously cannot believe we made another kid.
If this one wants to play soccer,
It's getting hobbled.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
20 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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8AM soccer game.
Pre-tropical storm conditions.
I can't believe I just made another one of these things.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
22 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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@jefferyharrell She doesn't read my...
OWW! Shit honey!
You're biting my...
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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@thedayhascome Oh, I'll run it by the wife all right.
Run it right in her mouth.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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@jefferyharrell Thanks.
I'm hoping to make a mouth baby.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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We just told my daughter that we're pregnant,
and she said we should "do it again and make twins".
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Bob Newhart turned 79 today.
Which is very young for someone who's been dead for 10 years.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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@Kalli Thanks, man.
And, you may deeply love my asshole anytime.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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The one drawback of having an African wife
is that our baby will not be clear evidence
that she's cheating on me with a black man.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Dick Cheney is in Kiev, Ukraine today. He's there to see "the city named after the delicious, buttery chicken" he loves.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Jack Abramoff was sentenced to 4 more years in prison.
Inmates are lining up to get their abrams off in his ass.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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McCain said he "fell in love with this country"
while he was a POW.
And, by country,
he meant his cell mate.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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@ahtitan The issue is not my small size,
but your big ass.
Or, so I've heard.
In bed.
With you.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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I didn't steal the idea.
People are just way smarter and quicker than me.
I'm stupid, but a FANTASTIC lay.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Idea for a macrobiotic restaurant:
Miso Horny
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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I just dressed up our fetus like Sarah Palin,
and it asked me for an abortion.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Sarah Palin fakes NOT having an orgasm.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Sarah Palin had lunch with a hobo vagina,
and they were both too disgusted to eat.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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