@Mike_FTW It's only henna, sweetheart.
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@franktheguy I knew Rudy was gay.
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Couch?!?
NEVER!!!
I am a SOFA potato.
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@Robsama I dressed you this morning, honey.
Is your back still sticky?
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1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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When I hear mention of someone getting laid off,
I immediately think
at least SOMEONE'S getting laid.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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No joke here: Robert Downey Jr.'s performance in Tropic Thunder made me want a movie based around that character.
"Got any tips?" = CLASSIC.
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1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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The saddest sadness is losing a child.
The second saddest sadness is dressing a dog like a child
and naming it Little Lord Dogleroy.
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1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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I twematurely ejoke-ulated.
This NEVER happens to me.
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1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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Script idea: inner-city African-American kids struggle with the pace of computer technology.
Working title: The Noobians.
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1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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@tehawesome The funniest flower is the Shittycock Blossom.
Look it up.
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@fireland Dressing like that is WHY you were molested at Gymboree.
You were ASKING FOR IT.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
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Robert Duvall is 78 today.
And, the reason I became a violent preacher.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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I just Amy Janed the Christmas tree.
And, I have never felt more satisfied.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Seriously.
Offer one in dark brown and I'll buy it.
And I shall call it the Snuggie-Wan Kenobi.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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First of many video tweets?
http://www.funnyordie.com/awryone
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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So great to see guys on Facebook,
that you KNEW were gay in high school,
finally out and PROUD.
Wait...
This isn't Facebook.
It's a MIRROR.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
5 days, 8 hours agoView original
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@toldorknown That "last week" tweet was so last YEAR.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I will no longer fish with my Latin professor
until he stops saying CARPE CARP.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
6 days, 5 hours agoView original
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That Dick Clark muppet did an okay job considering the puppeteer obviously had a stroke.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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When Gallagher finds out he has AIDS, there's gonna be a watermelon storm. An AIDS infected watermelon storm.
http://frankanderik.com/
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