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awryone

@Mike_FTW It's only henna, sweetheart.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

37 minutes agoView original

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awryone

@franktheguy I knew Rudy was gay.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

48 minutes agoView original

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awryone

Couch?!?
NEVER!!!
I am a SOFA potato.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

6 hours, 53 minutes agoView original

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awryone

@Robsama I dressed you this morning, honey.
Is your back still sticky?

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

1 day, 4 hours agoView original

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awryone

When I hear mention of someone getting laid off,
I immediately think
at least SOMEONE'S getting laid.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

1 day, 5 hours agoView original

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awryone

No joke here: Robert Downey Jr.'s performance in Tropic Thunder made me want a movie based around that character.
"Got any tips?" = CLASSIC.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

1 day, 5 hours agoView original

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awryone

The saddest sadness is losing a child.
The second saddest sadness is dressing a dog like a child
and naming it Little Lord Dogleroy.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

1 day, 7 hours agoView original

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awryone

I twematurely ejoke-ulated.
This NEVER happens to me.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

1 day, 22 hours agoView original

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awryone

Script idea: inner-city African-American kids struggle with the pace of computer technology.
Working title: The Noobians.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

1 day, 23 hours agoView original

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awryone

@tehawesome The funniest flower is the Shittycock Blossom.
Look it up.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

2 days agoView original

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awryone

@fireland Dressing like that is WHY you were molested at Gymboree.
You were ASKING FOR IT.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

2 days agoView original

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awryone

Robert Duvall is 78 today.
And, the reason I became a violent preacher.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

2 days, 6 hours agoView original

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awryone

I just Amy Janed the Christmas tree.
And, I have never felt more satisfied.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

3 days, 7 hours agoView original

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awryone

Seriously.
Offer one in dark brown and I'll buy it.
And I shall call it the Snuggie-Wan Kenobi.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

4 days, 20 hours agoView original

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awryone

First of many video tweets?
http://www.funnyordie.com/awryone

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

5 days, 2 hours agoView original

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awryone

So great to see guys on Facebook,
that you KNEW were gay in high school,
finally out and PROUD.
Wait...
This isn't Facebook.
It's a MIRROR.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

5 days, 8 hours agoView original

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awryone

@toldorknown That "last week" tweet was so last YEAR.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

5 days, 9 hours agoView original

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awryone

I will no longer fish with my Latin professor
until he stops saying CARPE CARP.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

6 days, 5 hours agoView original

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awryone

That Dick Clark muppet did an okay job considering the puppeteer obviously had a stroke.

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

6 days, 17 hours agoView original

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awryone

When Gallagher finds out he has AIDS, there's gonna be a watermelon storm. An AIDS infected watermelon storm.
http://frankanderik.com/

awryone (Josh Donoghue)

1 week agoView original

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