You know which instrument is missing from Rock Band?
Bacon.
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To add insult to injury, what do you sell on your glorious web site? FUCKING DOG POOP BAGS.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
15 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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Yes I follow Cesar Millan. He's the ONLY dog-related tweep I follow. I will not follow you for your glorious web site.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
15 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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I don't even own a motherfucking dog. So all you dog twitterers following me, back the fuck up. I'M NOT YOUR BITCH.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
15 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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IMMA BEDAZZLE MY VAGIZZLE
badkitty_ (badkitty)
22 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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I'M FEELING THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BEDAZZLE SOMETHING. IS THIS CONTAGIOUS LIKE A RASH???
badkitty_ (badkitty)
22 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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THE HIZZLE YO SHIZZLE BEDAZZLE MY NAZZLE
badkitty_ (badkitty)
23 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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@abigvictory Pix or it didn't happen! We want to see this BeDazzled MEGA-BELT.
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I NEED A BIGGER DICK.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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NOW LIVE TWEETING TINYOWL WORLD!
badkitty_ (badkitty)
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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@vmarinelli @thunderdolt @twoname I FEEL THE NEED TO POINT OUT IT'S TINY OWLS, NOT LITTLE OWLS. TINY OWLS ARE MUCH SMALLER.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory You HAVE A BEDAZZLER??? UNFOLLOW.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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So I'm late for New Year's resolutions. Mine is to never use the Southern expression WHOMP UPSIDE THE HEAD.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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RT @apelad: If you RT something & then your RT gets FAVRD, the rooster gently weeps. ADDED: PLS provide tinyurl to original tweet for @favrd
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Billboard: "Careful what you say, Sharks hear 700 feet away." Subtext: "Tourists! Welcome to Florida! From Our Stupid Chamber of Commerce."
badkitty_ (badkitty)
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory My car smells like none of those things. I'm so chaste and pure. My car smells like a virgin's twat. Oops! Forgot it's Sunday.
badkitty_ (badkitty)
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
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@shortyawards I nominate @capnsmackers for a Shorty Award in #business because he would look really cute freeze-dried in a snow globe!
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On New Year's Eve, I'll watch New York City's BALLS DROP.
What???!!
They're supposed to be quite spectacular!
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@abigvictory I WAS REALLY GOOD DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON. CAN I PEE IN THE MILLENIUM FALCON NOW??? http://is.gd/eeGa
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Ode to Strep Throat:
Pretty pretty stripes!
Red and white
Oh they are
a beautiful sight
KILL IT NOW
STAB IT IN THE FACE
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1 week, 1 day agoView original
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