We're getting some big stupid snowflakes here, but it's nothing like the great Instant Potato Flake Blizzard of oh-forget-it.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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I've been in a really horrible mood lately. It's gotta be the piranhas.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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@twoname Oh man this is awkward.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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@abigvictory It sounds fun to me. I mean, an orgy's just where everybody gets together and eats a lot of oranges non-euphamistically, right?
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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@abigvictory Oh totally pencil me in for that one.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
16 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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After Macworld, there'll be some other event where tons of rad Twitterers get together that I can fervently pretend to be a part of, right?
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
16 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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I do dishes like a ninja: I make you a drink. Suddenly you wake up with dishpan hands, all-clean dishes and ninja roofies on your breath!!!
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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A particularly hard goldfish cracker just released the boy's first baby tooth from its gummy bondage. He's a little freaked out.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
22 hours, 17 minutes agoView original
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My mother-in-law just dropped by unexpectedly. I hope she enjoyed my pajama pants' pee flap.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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Hey, everybody at the Philnote: $10 says Steve's there undercover, potentially hiding as a coat rack.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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@toldorknown Yes, the fanny packs with the batman emblems are quite popular.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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@Moltz Instead of "One more thing" and "insanely great" Phil needs "We've got some more crap" and "Eh, it's better than Dell."
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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The likelihood that you'll enjoy a company's good and/or service is inversely proportional to the number of smiling people on their website.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want Steve Jobs around for the holidays. "This turkey's not working for me. Start over."
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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@zeldman I like Chaw Band a little better. It's fun to pretend to play the spittoon.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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If my Baptist minister great uncle wasn't also against gambling, I'd make a killing off him every new year's eve when Jesus doesn't return.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
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Toddler blood plasma is worth more than adult blood plasma, right? This is in no way related to Apple's Macworld keynote tomorrow.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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We dumped our Christmas tree on the curb yesterday. I felt sad until I caught the neighborhood cat leaving a present under it.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I wonder if this Twitter phishing thing will finally inspire Twitter to create a remote authentication API, like Flickr's excellent one.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I was going to complain about how much my webhost sucks, but they all suck, so I spared you and wrote this piece of shit tweet instead.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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