@thedayhascome Oh my god. Turbaconducken looks like an alien. A yummy yummy alien.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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All SIX dresses I ordered either are ugly or don't fit me right. Fuck you Isaac Mizrahi. Fuck you.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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So I *may* have burnt my butt crack tanning just now. This is not going to be pleasant later.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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@twoname But do you *really* want ugly daughters who everyone will make fun of and ugly sons who won't get an ass at all?
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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Way to go Lipstick Jungle. Thanks for the 'love sucks' message. As if I wasn't having enough issues with that already.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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I'm so lightheaded right now I feel like I'm coming down off a two week long drinking binge. It was only *one* week.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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Congrats to @_JD_! You're the big winner of a future make-out session that'll probably never happen and my 400th tweet!
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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At hockey game and big screen just said 'std'rates apply. Excuse me?
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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I feel like I'm back in high school. I am way too excited about the possibility of a date entailing making out on someone's couch.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@philgs Yes sir. You are correct. It *does* seem like I left my Sugar Tits in the oven for too long.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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So @bsheepies and I have another roommate and apparently she hates me tonight. Good thing I tried to quit smoking again today. FAIL!
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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Someday I'll find someone who will appreciate me regardless of the burping and farting. Odds are it'll be someone without a sense of smell.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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I ate so much tonight my burps can't decide what they should smell like.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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@philgs Is there a black market somewhere where I can get some? I'm new to the mutagenic waste arena.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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OMG. Just found my wedding dress online. Where's my fiancee?
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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THE WAIT IS OVER! David Archuleta's CD is finally out! #pleasekillmenow
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I'm so cold I'm seriously considering going tanning again just to lay in the warm bed. Screw you under-boob burn!
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Holy shit! I want a firetruck. Those things corner like a mofo!
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Under-boob burn is almost gone already. That is all.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Went tanning today for the first time in 6 years and the only thing that burnt was my under-boob. Thank god it wasn't my ACTUAL boobs.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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