Tending a sick family. Leta home sick from school. Heather sick from gestation.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
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Key learning from The Hills: "zenful"
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
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Taking a break from tongue lashing anti-gay marriage Mormons. Going to tongue lash some chips and salsa.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Hey Mormons: if you can't handle the heat of taking a political stance, don't take a political stance. You wanted, you got. Deal with it.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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@AmyJane I'm late, but if you like four seasons, not very liberal liquor laws and legislated bigotry, Utah is for you!
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Changed contact solution I'm using. Now I see dead people.
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Leta: I am going to be 100 and be taller than you up to the sky. Me: you inherited your mother's sense of hyperbole. And bossy demeanor.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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ProTip: "bailing out" US auto mfg. will be bailing out crap design
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Leaving Los Angeles. Without the alcoholic/prostitute downer ending. Still.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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By "moving back", I meant that we'd move back when LA real estate hits the bottom. Which will be never. Maybe.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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We're moving back. Maybe.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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ProTip: if you are a church, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Mormons, YOU are not victims.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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"Next Generation" in AT&T's world means the one after 3G. Because 3G blows when more than 10 people start using it. #toomanyairportiphones
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Now that Obama won, can we whine about air travel again? Because the food options in SLC E Terminal are an atrocity.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Adobe, I'm following your rules. Shouldn't be so hard to love you. Or your mom. #drm #adobesmomisaslut
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Extended soprano sax solo on hold music isn't calming me down.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Thanks California. I was hoping that in a few years I could gay polygamously marry my dog Chuck. Not Coco. She's a bitch.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
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California. WTF? I'm totally breaking up with you.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Daddy needs a special, quiet breakfast today.
blurb (Jon Armstrong) from Salt Lake City, UT
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I don't care how you voted. The United States of America did something amazing today.
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2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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