I think a critical mass of IRL friends has just come onto Facebook.
Man, this online shit gets complicated.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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Time for me to start practicing pleasantries again. "Yes, I had a fantastic vacation and am HAPPY to be back at WORK. HOORAY."
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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The boy just told me he doesn't like me, but he likes mom instead.
Parenting is the art of getting used to this, isn't it?
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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It's one thing if I change your email in Address Book.
Realiasing you in PINE? That's a major life change, baby.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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My in-laws informed me that my son wraps presents better than I do.
(They're probably right.)
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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This year's Griswold moment: "You expect me to be happy that you just shredded the receipts to ALL of our Christmas presents?"
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I hope my son looks back fondly on these days spent shredding important documents with his old man.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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@s Bye Sandy -- I hope I get to work with you again soon. Let me know if you need a recommendation for your next job. Best of luck.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I'm all for my neighbors having a vibrant, exciting sex life.
I'd just rather not find out about it through misdirected junk mail.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Bringing a gun to a knife fight at work. They should not have impugned my system's uptime honor in that meeting.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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You've reached new lows when you're live-twittering a Windows reboot.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I've secretly replaced the birds at my feeder with Folgers. Let's see if this Red-shouldered Hawk notices...
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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@ahtitan That tweet is so wrong it reaches around to right.
Wait, what?
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Hey Windows! I'd be more likely to click "Restart Now" if it didn't take 20 minutes to reboot.
Just thinking out loud.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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You know, cox.com should really load faster when you have Cox internet service.
Just thinking out loud.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Son handed me an orange foam circle and proclaimed it as the Orange Circle of Go To Work. I take it he wants to spend some time with Mom.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I appear to be using my Riker-as-First-Officer voice today.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Most wireless problems can be solved with a really, really long cable.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Well, let's try not to do a night like THAT again, okay?
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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No matter how bad you think your UI is, it's just not as bad as this one.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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