Had my first "spouse found out about major news through my blog and not from me" moment today.
AWKWARD.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Also: no one ever believes you can read THAT fast.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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One of the things they don't tell you about working in IT with a Liberal Arts degree is how many of your jokes you'll have to explain.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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The smartest thing I ever did was marrying someone wiser than myself.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Also, Gold Cars are less sexy than they sound.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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Entering existential phase of the outage. Trapped in ticket hell: can't fix today's problem because they're looking at yesterday's.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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5 hours into an outage call. Taking a break and working on my resume.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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I cannot bear the way my wife just looked at me when I cancelled date night to deal with a telcom failure.
I will be resigning very soon.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Anyone know how to save a voicemail file of your very cute kid sweetly telling you goodnight off of an iPhone?
I'm asking for me.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Nevermind. It was Sneak Attack day at the boy's Ninja Class. He got me while drawing his bath.
RELATED: I am very wet.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Son went to Ninja Class today.
I think today's lesson was on invisibility, but I'm not sure. I can't find him to ask
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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I spent far too long creating RPG characters in WordPerfect on http://rickroll.it/ac7fda - AD&D and Robotech, mostly. #MY_3_MIN_FROM_JR_HIGH
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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My son made his first fort today.
I pointed out that he needed more canned goods and ammo if he wanted to live there.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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I sold my cherished comics collection for $30 to a kid in class because my Dad told me to get rid of it. #MY_3_MINUTES_FROM_JR_HIGH
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Brett's Guide to USA BBQ:
KC - Awesome Cow
W. TX - Mesquite Cow
E. TX - Hickory Cow
Mphs - Tomato Pig
NC - Vinegar Pig
ALL GOOD.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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MobileSafari is crashing harder than the stock market.
(Too soon?)
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Politically Independent no more: made my first contribution (to any candidate, ever) to @barackobama.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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Watching VA swing more to Obama on http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/ with every new poll. It's very strange living in a swing state.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I think I wore out the little gold star on that one.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Watching the debate on Twitter is FAR more satisfying than watching it on TV. It's like puzzling out a church service from poop jokes.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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