Nap time for mama. Cuz if mama's cranking, everybody's screwed.
califmom from Where do you think?
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Just ran out of hairspray. Damn. That can only lasted me 3 years. What a ripoff.
califmom from Where do you think?
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@nick I only have an attention span for 140 characters, and now you want me to read an entire BOOK. Are you high?
califmom from Where do you think?
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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@pdxgrrrl At least you coordinated it with Pantless Friday.
califmom from Where do you think?
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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@zeldman She even managed to lie without hesitation. Refreshing.
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Also, my grandma DROVE a maverick.
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Have I mentioned that my ILs have a Thomas Kinkade rendition of Christ hanging in their home? No? Really?
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Not only do I not recall watching a VP debate in past years, I do not recall the need to drink whilst watching the debates.
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I remember my grandma's Maverick. That car was a piece of shit.
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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So the nation isn't perfect, but you are? Um, ok.
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Mayor of a huge state? Yes, lots of land. Not so many people. Does she really think her kids are getting into college?
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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can we agree that it's not called eye-rack? please.
califmom from Where do you think?
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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If I promise to take a nap, will the senate and house get their shit together before I wake up?
califmom from Where do you think?
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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In lieu of checking the Dow, I will be checking the favrd leaderboard.
califmom from Where do you think?
5 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Just told my son I'm not receiving complaints right now.
califmom from Where do you think?
5 days, 16 hours agoView original
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@Rachelskirts See. Underwear is even more important than breakfast. It stays with you ALL day.
califmom from Where do you think?
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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My Boy is watching Holy Grail and explaining it to 5 yo neighbor. Damn funny.
califmom from Where do you think?
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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@MissRFTC And for moms, something with your kids' initials would be nice. Nothing like having little Mary and Johnny hanging from your twat.
califmom from Where do you think?
6 days, 11 hours agoView original
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A Supreme Court case that ought to be on Palin's short-list: Bush v. Gore.
califmom from Where do you think?
6 days, 11 hours agoView original
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@Mike_FTW Um, I think you mean 'most funnest.'
califmom from Where do you think?
6 days, 12 hours agoView original
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