2009, _as usually_.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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2009 is going to be the Year of Change, and Hope, and Love. I refer, of course, to me turning 21.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I hate when I'm trying to manipulate Avery with fake tears and she starts kissing me and ruining it.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
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The oldest man in America died today at 112. Prime suspects? Ambitious 111-year-old men.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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England seems to have taken my funny. I can't even come up with a punchline involving tea, Patrick Henry, Yorktown, and Alka-Seltzer.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Well, I've written my epitaph: "Living: Ur doin it wrong".
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I'm a Rubik's Cube widow.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I just met Avery's mom and I'm pretty sure she hates me: she did not give me one single little gold star.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
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I need to have a chat with the internet about the appropriate use of the apostrophe.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
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I'm in England! Have got lots of witty things to say, but a certain someone won't stop kissing my neck, so I think I'm just gonna go off and
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Will tell alllll about my flight. Later. After I bash my head in a little.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I have a zit. My underboob itches. The power is out. But in 30 hours I'll be with my girl, and so none of this matters at all.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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EDIT: It eats black panties, not it is black and eats panties. It is monster-colored. As in, the color of monsters, not colored by monsters.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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There's a black panties-eating monster in my house!!
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I just installed and taught my mom how to use Skype. Great. Now she can actually _call_ me from the other side of the house.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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There are giant icicles falling off my house. I should probably collect them. You know, for when I need to commit the perfect murder.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Yes, Favrd is sometimes slow, doesn't count tweets, overcounts them, or crashes, but STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS OR @TEXTISM MIGHT TAKE IT AWAY.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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The power is out. You know what that means...RUN AROUND NAKED TIME!!!
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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So, I'm thinking about taking a shower. Quick, talk me out of it!
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@thedayhascome I can think of a couple of good supervillains, but they won't be available 'til January, around the 20th. Is that okay?
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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