Turns out? My girlfriend is a dumbass. To wit: http://twitter.com/aedison/statuses/956557884
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 hours, 17 minutes agoView original
Back from shopping. Got jeans, panties, shirts, and a jacket. Still have no cold-weather shoes, though. Eh, who needs toes?
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
5 hours, 6 minutes agoView original
I giggle a little when I buy 'straight' jeans. Tee hee.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
6 hours, 17 minutes agoView original
Shopping with my mom. No deaths yet, but stay tuned!
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
6 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
This is friggin' awesome: http://xrl.us/osn8o If you're a geek, I mean. I, obviously, find it lame. Because I'm not a geek. I--yeah, okay.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
10 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
@SuperSanko CTRL-Z! CTRL-Z! Hey, other people say that in real life, right?
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
16 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
The hall smells like bleach. Saturday night? College? I'm going to go ahead and NOT ask what was being cleaned up.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
21 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
Spinning...spinning...getting dizzy...I need something...cold and fizzy... #rootbeerfloat
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
22 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
800 billion for Wall Street, while three million people starve to death. No, I'm not going to stop being upset about this.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
If that baby were in Europe, we would feed it.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
By doze idtches. I sed, by doze idtches! By doze! I use id to sbell! Sbell! Lige sbelling the flowerds! Jesus. Borons.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
Previous tweet could have been wittier, but I'm busy, with the blaming and all.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
The problem with lesbian movies is that they can't just shut up about their feelings and fuck. #badlesbo
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
Fuck you, election Twitter bar, making me think Betty White died. Ooh, you people!
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
I just went shopping at the sketchy grocery store. Why is it sketchy? Well, I don't want to be racist, but it's _all those damn honkys_.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
McCain: SATURDAY Night Live on THURSDAY? What is this, Soviet commie Turkmenistan?! Huh? The USSR what? When? Dammit. http://xrl.us/snlt
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
@tj John McCain's other big mistake? Being John McCain.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
@FanEffingTastic I like Diflucan, personally. Wait. You were being sarcastic. DAMMIT.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
This ad says that 'if you aren't seeing clearly, you should have your eyes checked'. At least, I *think* that's what it says.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
Looking at TV listings. Hey, I could watch The Guru! Or, you know, _do anything else with my life_.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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