Turns out? My girlfriend is a dumbass. To wit: http://twitter.com/aedison/statuses/956557884
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
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Back from shopping. Got jeans, panties, shirts, and a jacket. Still have no cold-weather shoes, though. Eh, who needs toes?
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
5 hours, 6 minutes agoView original
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I giggle a little when I buy 'straight' jeans. Tee hee.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
6 hours, 17 minutes agoView original
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Shopping with my mom. No deaths yet, but stay tuned!
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
6 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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This is friggin' awesome: http://xrl.us/osn8o If you're a geek, I mean. I, obviously, find it lame. Because I'm not a geek. I--yeah, okay.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
10 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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@SuperSanko CTRL-Z! CTRL-Z! Hey, other people say that in real life, right?
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
16 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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The hall smells like bleach. Saturday night? College? I'm going to go ahead and NOT ask what was being cleaned up.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
21 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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Spinning...spinning...getting dizzy...I need something...cold and fizzy... #rootbeerfloat
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
22 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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800 billion for Wall Street, while three million people starve to death. No, I'm not going to stop being upset about this.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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If that baby were in Europe, we would feed it.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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By doze idtches. I sed, by doze idtches! By doze! I use id to sbell! Sbell! Lige sbelling the flowerds! Jesus. Borons.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Previous tweet could have been wittier, but I'm busy, with the blaming and all.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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The problem with lesbian movies is that they can't just shut up about their feelings and fuck. #badlesbo
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
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Fuck you, election Twitter bar, making me think Betty White died. Ooh, you people!
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I just went shopping at the sketchy grocery store. Why is it sketchy? Well, I don't want to be racist, but it's _all those damn honkys_.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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McCain: SATURDAY Night Live on THURSDAY? What is this, Soviet commie Turkmenistan?! Huh? The USSR what? When? Dammit. http://xrl.us/snlt
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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@tj John McCain's other big mistake? Being John McCain.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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@FanEffingTastic I like Diflucan, personally. Wait. You were being sarcastic. DAMMIT.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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This ad says that 'if you aren't seeing clearly, you should have your eyes checked'. At least, I *think* that's what it says.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Looking at TV listings. Hey, I could watch The Guru! Or, you know, _do anything else with my life_.
clapifyoulikeme (Abby Spice) from Albany, New York
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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