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My man-crush on @gruber is kinda getting out of hand.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

6 hours, 43 minutes agoView original

AuntMarvelvmarinelli 2

Bringing my fancy-pants garlic-rosemary spread to a dinner party. My reputation precedes me, where by 'reputation' I mean 'breath'.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

12 hours, 28 minutes agoView original

phyllissteinangelantdavenportemilybriannaSmartAsshatNickiHisskellydealShuffShuffxkcdfanvmarinelli 10

Hash tags, people. #youreusingthemwrong

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

1 day, 5 hours agoView original

RachelskirtsInsoOutsoDolciSogni 3

"Islamic panic" meets "Satanic panic" on -- where else? -- foxnews.com. Ugh. http://xrl.us/otjrk

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

1 day, 6 hours agoView original

nictate 1

Ages at the "kids' table" this Thanksgiving: 8, 14, 19, 22, 24.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

1 day, 9 hours agoView original

SuperSankokellydeal 2

Thanks-fucking-giving, bitches.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

1 day, 9 hours agoView original

DolciSogniyowhatsthehaps 2

My sister's telling me about seeing an owl in the ravine. I keep interjecting "Oh, really?" "Ugh, I'm not making this *up*, Simon!"

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

1 day, 12 hours agoView original

zuhlbcomptonCcSteffFBKA6sintheTony_DthedayhascomeJessabelle207zulaicamhgloverkwirq 11

@indefensible No—and believe me, I've looked.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

1 day, 14 hours agoView original

vmarinelli 1

National Coming Out Day, and I didn't even leave the house.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

2 days, 2 hours agoView original

ttsecovmarinellilemelefrankysecretsquirrelphyllissteincrispycrackamissamymacbadkitty_Hellafistsoffollyjonathaneunicekindasleepy 13

Having utterly failed to finish my homework, I think I'll utterly fail to clean the bathroom after utterly failing to make this funny.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

2 days, 7 hours agoView original

bcomptonprintartistAuntMarveljackholtvmarinellifrankyttseco 7

OK, Red Bull, do your thing.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

2 days, 10 hours agoView original

thedayhascome 1

Today's the sort of crisp and cloudless that makes October a really good month to be alive in.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

2 days, 15 hours agoView original

zulaicaMinorOasiskindasleepy 3

Meanwhile, the handful of "Extra Strength" Tylenol I took an hour ago actually had codeine in it. Unrelated: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 10 hours agoView original

paigeHellabigrballsthanubsheepiesJessabelle207InsoOutso 6

I see someone let the real McCain out of the enchanted chest he's been locked in all school year.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 10 hours agoView original

thedayhascomesuperfantasticmopie 3

My girlfriend is fucked out of her mind on cold medicine, quoting Zoolander, and making goat sounds. I'm going to give her some beer.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 11 hours agoView original

bethymabigrballsthanuphyllissteinkellysimspaigebcomptontewhakellydealkindasleepymeowreytexburgherSmartAsshatCcSteffzoloracrispycrackanostrichalegna24printartist 18

Its (considerable) merit as a song aside, "Wizard Buys a Hat" has the greatest title of 2008, if not the entire 00's.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 11 hours agoView original

stalefries 1

I'll be interested to see the "My President, right or wrong" crowd respond to President Obama.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 15 hours agoView original

wryredheadWallacehvmarinellijoeschmittSeoulBrothernictate 6

Oh, attractive classmates, you are like one of those swords that has not one edge but actually two edges.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 18 hours agoView original

superfantasticphyllissteinJessabelle207bigrballsthanumayjahHello_NurseHellanictatevmarinelliSeoulBrothermissamymac 11

"Pay what you want" ≠ $0.00

Unless you're a fucking freeloader.

Discuss.

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 19 hours agoView original

thedayhascomeshustajonathaneunicejackholt 4

NO IDEA WHO YALLz TALKIN BOUT AS USALLY #MISSY_WHO

cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta

3 days, 20 hours agoView original

thedayhascomeJessabelle207ttsecoCcSteff 4

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