You are more likely to witness an actual red bull drinking a Red Bull than an actual rockstar drinking a Rockstar.
cockerham from Sacramento
4 days, 23 hours agoView original
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To be fair, there was no way that Microsoft Zune programmers could have known that 2008 was a leap year.
cockerham from Sacramento
5 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Lets see how the Hyundai salesman explains the "built on shared equipment" peanut allergy warning sticker on this Genesis V6.
cockerham from Sacramento
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Whoever posted the "Out of Odor" sign on the bathroom owes me a mouthful of Diet Sprite.
cockerham from Sacramento
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Just tried to submit a tweet directly to Favrd.
cockerham from Sacramento
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Kids have slept in until 9:30 on two mornings in a row. Best Christmas ever.
cockerham from Sacramento
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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I love the surprise of Christmas morning, when it is revealed out who gets store-bought gifts, and who gets unfinished homemade ones.
cockerham from Sacramento
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When I say "Scroll", and your first thoughts are of an ancient papyrus text, maybe you shouldn't be on the webmaster team.
cockerham from Sacramento
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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@hodgman John Hodgman linked to the Halloween Candy Code article. Score!
cockerham from Sacramento
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Oboy an office party! Break out the 20-year old Scotch tape!
cockerham from Sacramento
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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These alcohol wipes are defective. The taste could use a little help too.
cockerham from Sacramento
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I wonder what people are thinking when they put a "confirm email" field on forms, like I'm not C/Ving from the "email" field just above it.
cockerham from Sacramento
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I keep picturing Bush practicing the folksy retelling of his assassination attempt.
cockerham from Sacramento
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Dude. If you were any more drunk, even the breathalyser would need a ride home.
cockerham from Sacramento
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Rethinking this Chinese bootleg Netflix. Just this month I've got an infected Australia, two scratched Bolts and a tainted Milk.
cockerham from Sacramento
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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As of 11:20 Sunday, Hannah Montana is bigger than _actual_ Montana.
cockerham from Sacramento
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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How many foreign objects do I need to discover before this bagel is considered foreign food?
cockerham from Sacramento
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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There are two categories of bad instructions: IKEA confusing and Sofa King confusing.
cockerham from Sacramento
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I think I just met God's $10 limit, white elephant gift to women.
cockerham from Sacramento
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Emergency! Does anyone know where I can find replacement chocolates for December 11-24 of a Cadbury Advent calendar?
cockerham from Sacramento
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