@Astrogirl426 Your boy's already planning on a career as an attorney? Dissuade! Dissuade! [This Tweet brought to you by transposition.]
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
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This blue wool t-shirt I'm wearing looks like Supes' top. It just needs a red S and some muscles. I could iron on the former...
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
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@eoporto Texting it in is worse than phoning it in. Also: telegraphing it in or sending by singing messenger.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
5 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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I can't have nice things - http://tinyurl.com/9eyxg8
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
6 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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This should have been a good day. Deadest of dead wood gave notice at work. Then...I can't have nice things.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
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RT @james_gunn: Not at all completely fucking awesome: http://tinyurl.com/7rm2ac
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
23 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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D-bags like shiny things. Steve Jobs' pussy is sore. More details later. #macworld
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
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@Astrogirl426 Sure Martha eats. Canapes and caviar, served by men in thongs.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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Alone in the night / Single star, burning brightly / Favrd begs for three
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
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@eoporto She is just slutty enough, but I hate that producers keep trying to foist her on me as a lead. She's the slutty best friend.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
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What I want to know is why ALL the fake, hacked IMs I get through AIM come from users ending in "coho". And where are the bagels?
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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@hodgman As in most things, the Brits are ahead of us in collar technology. We have collar stays, they have collar bones.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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The past two weeks, I've been sick and managed four partial days at work. A full five days ahead = worst Sunday Crankies I've had in ages.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Puppy just woke up barking. Must have dreamt about the UPS guy.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Recovering from flu: check. Car back from GA: check. Rainy season starting in AZ? Checkmate. GODDAMN IT!!!
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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@joeschmitt The Fail Whale is delicious with a touch of soy sauce and a soupcon of wasabi.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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@joeschmitt Facebooking: Scrapbooking for a new generation.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory Axe is for zombies. http://tinyurl.com/5c5gva
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Fucking build manager slunk in at 11:30 and appears to be on a smoke break now. I'm about to cough blood, but can fucking wait I guess.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@joeschmitt Bedazzle. Then your rhinestone-pocked jean jacket will match your acne-pocked skin.
coyotesqrl (R.A. Porter) from PHX
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