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Wow. I didn't even know you could *do* that with a chia pet! That must itch horribly...

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

14 hours, 58 minutes agoView original

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@Yardboy Lame. I was totally rooting for an underground baby-fighting syndicate myself.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

19 hours, 21 minutes agoView original

harraton 1

Am relieved to discover "Elmo nuggets" are chicken nuggets *shaped* like Elmo and not made of actual muppets.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

1 day, 12 hours agoView original

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How is it possible that my IM works fine, but none of my browsers work? I don't get it. Is stupid. Am frustrated.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

1 day, 16 hours agoView original

giromide 1

Kid spent 20 minutes screaming "doofeyounus" which apparently means "I'd like a glass of milk & a dinosaur".Then he looked at me like "Duh".

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

2 days, 16 hours agoView original

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(And by "eccentric" I mean "always drunk".)

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

2 days, 20 hours agoView original

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Mom's eccentric friend sent me a rhinestone Noah's Ark belt buckle,which is awesome as I'm in my Born-Again-Christian-Cowboy-Zookeeper phase

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

2 days, 20 hours agoView original

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@scottsimpson (It never does...) :(

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

3 days, 6 hours agoView original

whlteXbread 1

(Actually- I have no idea what it was... But it was PURPLE. Thanksgiving dinner should *not* be purple!)

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

4 days, 17 hours agoView original

detweilerPorto_Rock 2

Had Thanksgiving dinner @ Animal Kingdom last year. I can’t think of a better way to get into the Thanksgiving spirit than by eating zebra.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

4 days, 17 hours agoView original

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We sometimes spend Thanksgiving @ Disney World because my parents want us to know Thanksgiving's true meaning: giant rodents wearing pants.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

4 days, 17 hours agoView original

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I miss the days when if 7 am & I were in the same place, it was because I hadn't been to bed yet. Now it's time for my nap & metamucil.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

4 days, 18 hours agoView original

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Apparently that was dog food, not chex mix. Think they have a cat too- if I see pate, I'm not touching it.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

5 days, 11 hours agoView original

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@upright Sounds like *someone* should order his coffee "extra bitter".

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

5 days, 14 hours agoView original

CcSteff 1

Being drunk-dialed by @twoname is one of life's greatest pleasures.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

6 days, 7 hours agoView original

giromideFanEffingTasticpdxgrrrl 3

My foot fell asleep and now I can't remember where I put it.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

6 days, 8 hours agoView original

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@twoname Can I call 212 254 7104 to be on Mark Ronson?

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

6 days, 9 hours agoView original

zolora 1

I am actually kind of excited to not have anything to do on a Friday night. Is that sad? That's sad, isn't it...

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

6 days, 13 hours agoView original

rmoyeoportogarbleduser 3

@detweiler I said My BURRITO was sexy, you psycho.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

6 days, 13 hours agoView original

KatyDidSayspdxgrrrl 2

This baby is being such an asshole today, if he had a collar it would totally be popped right now.

crispycracka from Rollin' in the Atl

1 week agoView original

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