Wow. I didn't even know you could *do* that with a chia pet! That must itch horribly...
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@Yardboy Lame. I was totally rooting for an underground baby-fighting syndicate myself.
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Am relieved to discover "Elmo nuggets" are chicken nuggets *shaped* like Elmo and not made of actual muppets.
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How is it possible that my IM works fine, but none of my browsers work? I don't get it. Is stupid. Am frustrated.
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Kid spent 20 minutes screaming "doofeyounus" which apparently means "I'd like a glass of milk & a dinosaur".Then he looked at me like "Duh".
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2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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(And by "eccentric" I mean "always drunk".)
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2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Mom's eccentric friend sent me a rhinestone Noah's Ark belt buckle,which is awesome as I'm in my Born-Again-Christian-Cowboy-Zookeeper phase
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2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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@scottsimpson (It never does...) :(
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3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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(Actually- I have no idea what it was... But it was PURPLE. Thanksgiving dinner should *not* be purple!)
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4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Had Thanksgiving dinner @ Animal Kingdom last year. I can’t think of a better way to get into the Thanksgiving spirit than by eating zebra.
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4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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We sometimes spend Thanksgiving @ Disney World because my parents want us to know Thanksgiving's true meaning: giant rodents wearing pants.
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4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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I miss the days when if 7 am & I were in the same place, it was because I hadn't been to bed yet. Now it's time for my nap & metamucil.
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4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Apparently that was dog food, not chex mix. Think they have a cat too- if I see pate, I'm not touching it.
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5 days, 11 hours agoView original
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@upright Sounds like *someone* should order his coffee "extra bitter".
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5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Being drunk-dialed by @twoname is one of life's greatest pleasures.
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6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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My foot fell asleep and now I can't remember where I put it.
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6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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@twoname Can I call 212 254 7104 to be on Mark Ronson?
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6 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I am actually kind of excited to not have anything to do on a Friday night. Is that sad? That's sad, isn't it...
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6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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@detweiler I said My BURRITO was sexy, you psycho.
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6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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This baby is being such an asshole today, if he had a collar it would totally be popped right now.
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