Described symptoms and the first result was lupus. WebMD or House MD? #itsnotlupus
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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Waste Management, I love your EZ pay system. I type my account #, EZ pay #, Invoice #, amount, name, full address, payment info, and DONE!
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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On review, I should point out that my "things that aught to work" tweet has no connection to my "inappropriate erections" medication.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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"Sorry I can't come into work today, I'm having an inappropriate erection."
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Just looked at the side effect of my medication. Apparently I could get inappropriate erections. An excuse for any occasion!
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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BUG REPORT: My McCain Inauguration Countdown App appears to be non-fuctional. Is not counting down.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Dear USPS, as helpful as the "Your item was misrouted" message sounds, it rather conspicuously avoided telling me where my item actually is.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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John McCain has the understanding that he will win if enough people click the star in his logo.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Who's fault was it that this took so long? Dan's. FUCKING DAN.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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In "Why didn't you tell me sooner?" sooner means when I could fix it, not when I'm going to be self-conscious about it for the next hour.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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This tweet consists of 100% recycled material.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Dear people who follow me, and don't Fav most of my tweets...
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I'm not sure there's a place for windows in a life without walls.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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If you can't stand up for your rights, what will you do when you have no right to stand up.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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If you can't stand up for a principle, how will you know when to stand up for anything else?
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Wait, has Sarah Palin actually seen the White House? Because, you know, if she hasn't...
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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A fly just got into a dog crate and appeared to respect it's boundaries. Must investigate further: it may be possible to crate a fly...
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
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Hurrah! Wii Fit says that I'm perfectly balanced today.
When is Wii Mental Health coming out?
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
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I was going to compare the LHC and Nascar but I don't think anyone cares about one car doing a lap with no collisions.
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
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I thought someone had already invented non-smear lipstick?
d_g_ (David Greenley) from Florida
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