Ever wondered what a can of Carnation evaporated milk looks like when it's 2 years expired? It's the color of mocha. Doesn't taste as good.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
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You know what I miss? Watching those cute, little, colorful squares moving in an old Windows 98 while it's defragmenting.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
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I've got the monopoly on this electric socket. Go away. *hisssss*
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Airport janitor gave me a mat! Wondering if I will be disturbed if I sleep ALL DAY LONG on my mat until the 10:45 PM flight. I'm that tired.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Looks like I will be missing the family's Christmas celebration tomorrow ;(
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Hanging out at the Minnesota Airport overnight. If I say there's a rave going on over here, would you come? Bring drinks!
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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It's very satisfying interrupting phone conversations by flushing toilet. Bathroom tweets. Fun. I'm stuck in LGA airport for 5 hrs, people!
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Don't you just love it when you and the chick in the next toilet stall open the shared garbage receptacle at the same time? Awkward.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Me: (otp with Dan) "Whaat!? The Christmas party's tomorrow?!" I had thought it was next week. 6 people to buy for. I'm stuck in the airport.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Client: "You don't seem like you're from Omaha, Nebraska. You act like you're from the city." (The city=NYC.) Me: "Haha." There were tears.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Sometimes, when I'm all alone in a hotel pool, I pretend to be Phoebe Cates and be all slow-motion-y. Yes, I have a lonely life.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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He asked me to write a haiku for the frog but he ended up not liking my version. Now he has some lame ass caption out there.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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What I didn't tell anyone: I spent 45 min looking for my car in the airport parking garage last night. In my defense, it was a multi-level.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Lady next to me on plane just dropped her carry-on on my foot. Must. Resist. The Power. Of. The Dark Side. I'll stick the gum on her bag.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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If the pilot uses the word 'magnificent' one more time, I am so going to leave my chewed up gum under the seat.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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That freckle on one of her lips bugged me.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I can't spell harassment. Love me.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Testing the limits of Atlanta hospitality by flaunting my bottle of Pepsi.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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The plane to Atlanta was so shaky that I think I made love to it. Twice.
danjlc (Jessi H) from Omaha, NE
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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