@Tony_D Absolutely, and we need to do it now, more than - ehh, before.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
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Odd. The people that hang around outside the public library don't _look_ literate.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
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@crispycracka I really hope you're talking about a Goatse chia pet. Can we just have a Goatse-EVERYTHING? Somebody get on that.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
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@Jessabelle207 How inappropriate I make a joke about peeing when you have a kidney stone. Hope everything comes out... ok. Damn. Yet again.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
18 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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Why I love living alone: I can pee in the sink without anyone coming home and asking me why I'm peeing in the sink.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
21 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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There's a 95.756% probability that I will fail this Probability and Statistics class. ...I think.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
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Secret Shame #54: I'm a math major and I still freak the fuck out when I see a lambda. ...λ Ahhh! Get that godless monstrosity away from me!
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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I guess I forgot to tell this week that I wasn't into scat porn, because it just keeps shitting all over me.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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Governor: "Please don't bring your teenager to Nebraska."
He's right ya know. It's terribly boring here.
http://tinyurl.com/63559f
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Stupid E*TRADE baby wouldn't look so cool if he tried trading on the phone. Voice recognition: "I heard: 'ga ga boo boo.' Is this correct?"
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
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@lindstifa Ssshhhhh! She doesn't have to kno- Oh, hey baby! I was just- No, I can explain! Aw, c'mon sweetie, don't be like that!
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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God damnit Google. I searched for "Goatse" because I wanna see a dude's lower intestine. Now turn your moderate safe search off!
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Who wants to bet me I can't drink this whole case of New Castle tonight? A-anyone? C'mon, someone! Fine. I'll drink it without a bet...
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I just choked on my coffee. Next up: stapling my hand to my head.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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@twoname http://twitpic.com/mgkv - Apparently, the message Cottonelle wants to portray is, YOU ARE STARING AT A DOG'S WEINER.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I just want to juxtapose something for you. Hotpocket:Fleshlight. You do the rest.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Today is one of those days where if I went home to find a hit squad waiting for me, I'd help them lay out the plastic.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Just paid $737 for late fees from the summer semester that I didn't know I had. #november_surprise
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Acoustic, a cappella, whatever. I reject your etymology and substitute my own.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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It's a RATM kinda day, but I have no MP3 player. Fuck it, I'm doin' this shit acoustic! Bow wah-wow wah-wo- WHAT? Oh, library, right.
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
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