Holy shit I leave the phone in the other room and come back to 85 emails, 96 txts, and 2 missed calls. *facepalm*
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
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"But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays".
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
1 hour, 13 minutes agoView original
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@JenWojcik GUH-ROSS. Only men who have little dicks buy corvettes. A corvette is a total girl boner killer. This ain't the 80s.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
3 hours, 12 minutes agoView original
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@exsnohs Normal is bullshit. There is no such thing. Normal is a made up and entirely relative standard. Let your freak flag fly.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
3 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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A @taintedcupcake for the RPG nerds today. Wanna play some D&D or fuck? How about both? (NSFW) http://tinyurl.com/99dht3
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
3 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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I wish I was British, so I could use the word "chuffed" in regular conversation.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Ugh. You call yourself a web developer? Your site makes my eyes bleed. BLEED.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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Oh how we all love to play internet detective and stir the drama pot.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Good thing that chick doesn't read MY twitterstream.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Hah! Birdie rescued and that inordinately pleased expression wiped right off the devil cat's face. Don't play with your food inside!
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Someone buy me the Point n' Paint and a Shamwow. I'll be the happiest as seen on Tv girl in the world!
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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The thing about being phished or phreaked is that you still have to be dumb enough to give them your password.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
3 days, 19 hours agoView original
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I am just not fit for human consumption in any way today. Not odorifically or energetically or emotionally. I am the definition of drained.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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oh no. please honey sweetie baby do not climb back up onto mommy's spleen.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Oh baby. I know your running out of room in there but mommy's spleen is not a pillow.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
4 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Augh. LOST in the motherfucking suburbs get me the hell out of here. I hate the suburbs.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
5 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I have popcorn in my cleavage.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
6 days, 22 hours agoView original
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I will never understand the male of the species thinking that info is best imparted in megabombs of shockingness.
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I would dress up like a pirate and show up on a unicorn that shits your name in stars. http://tinyurl.com/9l69xj But you never did. :(
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I'm fairly certain my bellybutton does not function as a window, but what the hell do I know about the way I look from the inside out?
dirty_snowflake (dirty snowflake) from ATX
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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