what a fucking week. i need a nap. in fact, i need a platoon of naps to parachute in and annex me immediately.
doomdoomdoom (Agent Smith)
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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GREAT FUCKING IDEAS: Who wants to sponsor a constitutional amendment to make divorce unconstitutional? IN UTAH?
doomdoomdoom (Agent Smith)
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Before the dawn of man, in the time of the Old Gods, all lunches consisted of cupcakes and redbull. So, yeah, that's my excuse.
doomdoomdoom (Agent Smith)
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I just invited myself to a Mouse on Mars dance party in my brain. They perform quite nicely in smaller venues. I MEAN, HUGE VENUES. HUGE!!
doomdoomdoom (Agent Smith)
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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OH: "Are people blogging too hard?"
doomdoomdoom (Agent Smith)
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Mismatched socks: truly the sign of an iconoclast who knows when and where to tell The Man to stick it. Or, I might just be bad at laundry.
doomdoomdoom (Agent Smith)
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I really have yet to hear of any Pres. Debate drinking games that don't sound like they require calling the paramedics well in advance.
doomdoomdoom (Agent Smith)
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underworld's 'dirty epic' doesn't really get old, ever ever ever ever ever.
doomdoomdoom (Josh Smith)
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@garyvee You shot a show at my office, during which you convinced me to lick a rock.
doomdoomdoom (Josh Smith)
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