Don't think of winter weather as annoying. Think of it as a boss level in your favorite video game.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
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Step1: Saute some onions in generous amounts of butter. Step 2... whatever. You almost can't go wrong if you start with butter-cooked onions
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
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The seemingly simple task of naming children is known to Tripp some people up.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Came home to a game of "Windy Day Neighborhood Trash Treasure Hunt" -- exploring yards for trash that had escaped our bags. Oh, my.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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1 hour ago: Lebanese stuffed cabbage; 10 mins ago: Doctor Who w/ the girls. Now: TF2; 2 hrs from now: Torchwood, egg nog+rum, xmas wrapping
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
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Retail news summary in LOLSpeak: "YOU HAS A SALE. I HAS A NO MONEY. WEATHERCAT SAYS 'STAY HOME.'"
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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When you lose a shovel under the snow, wait until the spring thaw to retrieve it. But it's best to dig out a child as soon as you notice.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Girding myself to the task of manually digging out from all this snow. Thank goodness the driveway is small.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Snow has yet to fall. Everything is cancelled. Calm before the storm. #haiku
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I have gone back in time and played guitar at the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance, so now my avatar is no longer slowly disappearing.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Republicans said they wanted a new president for Christmas, but I told them "No. You hardly ever play with the one you've got anymore."
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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The wind and the rain are competing for "who can annoy me more" this morning.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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This legalized gay marriage thing is a real drag in MA. Just today I had to fight off 3 unsolicited gay marriages on the way home from work.
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Pro Tip: To beautify the landfills, throw away flowers!
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
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Sometimes, when I get an alert or dialog box on my computer, my response is not "OK' or "Cancel" but just "Hey, you do what you gotta do."
drmomentum (James P. Burke) from Somerset, MA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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