after how many correspondences is it appropriate to tell someone that despite how he addresses you in emails, your name is not Emily?
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40 is the new 30, the one-day rule is the new three-day rule, and math teachers everywhere are scrambling to update their lesson plans.
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i'm thinking 2009 is going to be the year that voicemail finally goes off life support and dies as a mode of communication.
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lessons from a tween: "that's sick" signifies something is good. synonyms: "that's ill;" "that's cool;" "sweet!" and "you sound old asking."
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♫ can you tell me how to get, how to get to insomnia tweeeeeeet? ♫
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starting to suspect those 100-calorie packs of "food" are really tracking devices for the aliens who monitor us.
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thanks for the follow, @BusinessSite! your last tweet - "Social network marketing" - is simple, yet elegant. you're gonna be big, my friend.
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that's so straight.
echuckles (Elizabeth Chuck) from not iPhone. 3.14159265
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in the office on a saturday? before belting out fergie lyrics, double check to make sure you really are, in fact, the only one there.
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new ad suggestion! "It was 3:19 a.m. and your children were safe and asleep. Who did you want waking you up with a veep announcement text?"
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the Biden VP news breaking at 1 a.m. is the biggest thing to hit friday night since drunk-texting.
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fun way to pick out the journalists in a room these days: put your phone on the loudest setting, receive a text message, and see who jumps.
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It's such a bummer when people with a great how-we-met story break up.
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wet paint on the hallways in my office. wet paint on the hallways in my apartment building. and inevitably, wet paint soon on me.
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my name is elizabeth, and i'm an emoticonaholic. :-(
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to the dude on the street who punched me- hard- in the shoulder because he mistook me for someone he knew: well, that was awkward, huh?
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"you look exactly the same!" yup, that's what you want to hear from someone you haven't seen since high school.
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whatever the joke is, "synchronized swimming" always works as the punchline.
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twitter on your phone: free till you remember you actually do have a limit on your monthly text messages. unrelated: you owe me 20 bucks.
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Taking a friend to the salon for her birthday, but she misheard and thought i said something about flan. She's going to be horribly disa ...
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