Oh, fuck. I think I just became "Guy who unsuccessfully called for an end to the unhumorous pseudo-comedic trope '____ Guy'" Guy.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I've been trying to explore the idea of metacognition. Strangely, each time I think on the topic, I just end up typing "FUNYONS" repeatedly.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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My current body composition is 57% oxygen, 9% carbon, 9% egg nog, 9% box wine, 8% holiday germs, 7% inhuman rage & trace amounts of Rogaine.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Three Christmas gatherings done, one still to go. It's like I'm paying the price for something Jesus did or something. Hello, unfair?
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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"I'd like 'The Epigrammatic Anagramist' to be the epithet that appears on my epitaph." - Garret A. Gimps, Mathematician (2008).
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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And so we turn the page on 2008, and the most lucrative era for New Year's Eve novelty glasses in almost 1000 years draws to a close.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Didn't buy myself a gift this year, but I put a huge payment of nog down on an angina I'll collect on in ~8 years. Call it The Big Layaway.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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I just made use of a public rest room so vile, I can't honestly tell you who walked away the victor.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Grimmest sight yet: dead center of Middle America, in a filthy, kid-packed McDonald's bathroom, the face in the mirror staring back at me.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Out of all the childhood stories, it's the fact that I was delivered by the same doc as the monkeys @ the Columbus Zoo that's retold yearly.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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One could consider the bottom-scraping consumer price index numbers the Everything Must Go sign slapped on the country's front door.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Sure, the ham is good. But this schmaltz doesn't have nearly enough Groban in it.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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The luxury goods aisle of this Dollar Tree is horseshit.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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In Michigan's Upper Peninsula, pasties are meat-filled pockets of dough. I learned that while ordering dinner.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
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Dr. Bronner's Magic "All-One" makes you redefine clean! So sayeth the lord! But seriously. All slogans aside. I reek.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
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Wow. Very few calls, e-mails or IMs at work today. It's almost as if the whole economy has shut down or something.
ed_x (Josh Kimball) from St. Paul
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I just had to look up "homunculus" on Wikipedia myself. I wish I had, like, a little guy to do that kind of thing for me.
ed_x (JOSH) from St. Paul
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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McD's Nuggnuts? Pancheros' Bob my Burrito? BK's Whopper virgins? Is anything LESS sexy than hot, greasy - wait, this is sounding kinda ok.
ed_x (JOSH) from St. Paul
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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If you drink enough of it, does Negra Modelo counts as cultural immersion? I'm asking for an amigo.
ed_x (JOSH) from St. Paul
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I can't figure out whether I should become a futurist or not.
ed_x (JOSH) from St. Paul
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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