2009 Resolution: Don't buy from businesses with Flash website intros. @LiftBridge I'm not drinking your beer until it's gone.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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12 years after buying a windproof jockstrap company, I'm still not used to emails from worried parents describing their son's frozen . . .
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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Men are like projectors: After you're done with them, you really should leave the fan running for a while so they don't overheat.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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Tip: Pork hot dogs may not pair as well with pork Ramen as you'd probably assume.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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After blowing my last 10 shots at this, I'm resolving now to wear glasses with two zeros for the eyes on New Year's Eve in 3000.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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A Zimbabwean could beat her country's per capita income with AdSense earnings on a few zinging 1st world rants about Twitter.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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I'm coming to grips with Hasbro killing Scrabulous and replacing it with Scrabble-crap on Facebook. Next step: Boycott My Little Pony.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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I'm pretty sure the woman who just told my wife and me, "There's nothing I won't do for you," was referring to splitting pizza toppings.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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Just found out that "Measure twice. Cut once." can apply to cutting the cheese.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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Now that corporate jets are affordable it's politically incorrect to buy one. #ExecutiveEmpathy
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Take a lesson from the Yellow Pages Industry: If you have to continually remind people that you're valuable . . .
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Free tip for mainstream media sites from CBS, Gannett, & Tribune: To seem less 2004, make your feeds discoverable in 2009.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I fear that NPR's nuclear option is 24 hours of Garrison Keillor.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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A musical genre I could get behind: Hobo Oboe.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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What's the clinical term for "Fear of grandmothers with gigs of grandkid photos on their iPhones?"
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I'm trying to present a day's worth of news in one tweet. Follow @summaryoftheday if you want in on that action.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Do PR people say, "For immediate release!" in the heat of the moment?
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Here's a way to make money with Twitter advertising that, of course, doesn't make Twitter any money: http://tinyurl.com/twitter-advertising
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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People who'd choose the Internet over sex are clearly doing it wrong. The same goes for those who'd choose sex over the Internet.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Hank Paulson seems more and more like the kind of guy who enables his drunk uncle's gambling problem.
edkohler (Ed Kohler) from Minneapolis
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