Hell hath no fury like an English Major scorned.
emersunn (Paul Emerson) from Waponi Woo
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Intergalactic domination is hard work.
emersunn (Paul Emerson) from Waponi Woo
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There is a fine line between a hard-drinking, misogynistic manly super spy and a bored middle-class dad. A fine line like an 8 lane highway.
emersunn (Paul Emerson) from Waponi Woo
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OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN MY TOYS! I mean the _kids_ toys, the kids. Yeah. Sorry. #dadwithboys
emersunn (Paul Emerson) from Waponi Woo
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"He went to Jared?"
"He went to Jared."
Sucker.
emersunn (Paul Emerson) from Waponi Woo
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Please stop using "literally" wrong. "Literally back to the drawing board" means you own, and will be using, a fricking drawing board.
emersunn (Paul Emerson) from iPhone: 33.422516,-111.933182
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Does anyone see the irony of an "I love my wife" bumper sticker on a minivan?
emersunn (Paul Emerson) from iPhone: 33.422516,-111.933182
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