A handy illustration of the personality difference between my kids: Isaiah wants to be a scientist; Quinn wants to drink out of a coconut.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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@thessredd You can't just ask people to put on a bikini. That's, like, the rules of feminism!
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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I can't not watch the movie Mean Girls. Twenty times.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
19 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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Quinn, on a cool October morning, points out that I haven't been wearing my bikini much lately.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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@SeoulBrother And yet you insist upon multiple drawers. Like you couldn't possibly fit it all in one junk drawer like the rest of us.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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We have two dogs, two cats, a bunny rabbit, and several fish. We are, however, low on turtles. This must be rectified.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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I've been informed that the worst of it was leaving half-eaten Mexican food in the front yard. AGAIN.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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It's gotten so that the morning after drinking, I just assume I've done something terrible. Whatever it was, whoever you are, I'm sorry.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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It's not that Quinn doesn't like peaches. He just dislikes the skin part, the part that touched the pit, or any part close to those parts.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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@upright You really need to ask? One has boobs and one is God. Come on.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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As my heels slid across the slippery tiles, and my open bag of m&ms flew from my hand, I thought, "People on the Internet think I'm funny."
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
4 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Raffi Khatchadourian's recent article in The New Yorker was a huge disappointment. After Bananaphone, I guess it could only go downhill.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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Teen at the library is throwing mini-tantrum over book she insists she returned. The book is called Bratfest at Tiffany's. Librarian amused.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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Fine. Started a HILARIOUS club for 7th grade girls in which we pretended to be gay. Got kicked out of private school. #MY_3_MIN_FROM_JR_HIGH
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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This conversation was making me nervous, but since you started vigorously scratching your inner ear with a car key, I feel much better.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Martha: How are you?
Me: I'm slowly coming alive.
Martha: You're happy to be alive?
Me: OH GOD NO, that is NOT what I said!
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Quinn calls to his pal across the street: "Come over! I found a twig that looks like an arm!" That's why he has friends & I have a beer gut.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
6 days, 19 hours agoView original
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@CcSteff I'm gonna beat that ungh with a ungh (backup vocalist???)
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
6 days, 20 hours agoView original
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I can't pretend to understand much of this crumbling economy stuff, but rest assured that I will make an *adorable* street urchin.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
6 days, 23 hours agoView original
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You can call it a tart, or you can call it a topless pie. It's just that good.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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