I heard "huddle" the second time, but I prefer to think that Target employees were just called over the loudspeaker for their team snuggle.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
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Filling out an application that includes sample prefix options "Mr., Miss, Mrs., Dr., etc." I put Ms. YEAH FEMINISM.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
19 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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Met a cute guy from Nebraska. Immediate thought not so much "flirt" as it is "ask him if he knows @detweiler."
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Your license plate says "ARTZZY" but your SUV says "I'll be the judge of that."
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Twitter is not the place to brag about 2 more weeks of vacation. If it helps, I'll pretend to use Excel but I can't guarantee pants worn.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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I've made a new blog @ blogspot.com, but I don't want to clog the twitter stream with a link to it, so I'll just DM you guys.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Watching Jeeves & Wooster, wondering where Jeeves is hiding those iPhones.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Have discovered Standard Twitter view on phone. Now much easier to Favr someone, or by accident, everyone.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
4 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I now have five songs I've never heard of by the Bonus Jonas Brothers on my computer. My *Mac* computer. . .JEALOUS?
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Spent morning babysitting tween. Have learned she likes Nick Jonas, I like Kevin Jonas and nobody likes Joe Jonas.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
4 days, 4 hours agoView original
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I didn't like the guy either, but all these anti-Bush fart themed websites are not helping my History of Presidential Flatulence research.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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If asked to name things Harry Truman and George W. Bush have in common, I would generally start out with "Along with a love of farting..."
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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The Nixon bio that lured me earlier today actually a bio of M. Thatcher & the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. Am I a Republican now?
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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If Time and Slate.com are any indicators, this year the MSM is going to be all "Holocaust Schmolocaust."
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Bye Twitter, off to pick up some free books about Nixon. If I see or OH anything funny, I'll grossly exaggerate it and tell you about it.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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The 1960s sure are fun. Hats! Dresses! Soup!
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Two episodes of Mad Men in a row have shown some of my favorite political ads. I LOVE THIS SHOW. Oh, and Don Draper.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Spotted: A book about the Presidents that included Obama. I didn't buy it, because it sucked, but still. 2009 WOOO!
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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@qbqrat When I find the one who sticks around for the discussion of the Federalist papers, I'll know I've found a winner.
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
6 days, 16 hours agoView original
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I suck at flirting. "Do you know who the shortest president was? I DO!"
emilyelisabeth (Elisabeth)
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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