Seriously, how did these scozzas find us? Did Hollywood Nails run out boat people to chain to the manicure tables?
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
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It's bogan bride day at my work: "Kin yiz jist do a single diamante on me ring finga?" NO YOU CAN'T.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
10 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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My work shoes stink and I haven't worn them in 3 weeks. I just put roll-on deodorant on my feet in hopes it will help.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
15 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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If I liked it then I woulda wiped my thing on it
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
15 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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Wow, I'm tweetng about anal sex before 9am. Just making sure you guys don't miss me while I'm offline all day.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
16 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Re the Nuvaring hat-stand: How about a hook on the wall across from the bed? "Hey babe, if you win the ring toss you get anal tonight!"
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
16 hours, 24 minutes agoView original
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Seriously, how awful is that Single Ladies song? Is there a male version? "If you liked it you shoulda FUCKED ME MORE OFTEN YOU FRIGID COW"
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
16 hours, 27 minutes agoView original
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Did you know that you can take the Nuvaring out for up to three hours? I suddenly feel the need for a tiny hat-stand beside the bed.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
16 hours, 30 minutes agoView original
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If you liked it then you shoulda put a Nuvaring in it
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
16 hours, 34 minutes agoView original
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Seriously, my stomach sounds like a recoding of humpback whale songs. It's really unnerving.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Full of peking duck, chili beef, some sort of chicken and sweet&sour pork. I'm just gonna crap out a container of MSG in the morning, right?
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Writing a spa menu - lots of flowery language stating that I'll charge you $200 to cover your eyes with cucumber slices & ignore you.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Then again, everyone I went to HS w/ in Fresno is either mormon or some kind of evangelical, and we all know that religion is fashion death.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Seriously, everybody from my year looks like they are somebody's parents. I mean, they *are* parents...you know what I mean!
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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As more high school friends find me on FB, I realize that I'm looking damn good for almost 34 years old. Or do they just look really rough?
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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My sister's myspace profile lists her as "engaged". I can't wait to kick her ass when she gets here in 2 weeks.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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@superfantastic Someone has to run the Tilt-a-Whirl at the county fair.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Just remembered we're going out for Peking duck tonight. Better dig out my eatin' pants.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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I think I want these. No, I think I NEED them: http://tinyurl.com/675vxq
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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I went out to buy a pizza stone, found my dream dishes, bought 8 place settings, schlepped it all home and FORGOT TO BUY THE PIZZA STONE.
expat_erin (Erin) from Fitzroy, Melbourne, Australia
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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