Riiight, so marijuana is still considered a Schedule I drug but I can buy a five pound bag of Skittles for $1.99?
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Google Street View for Seattle, finally. They blurred out the "No Iraq War" sticker on my window. My ass cheeks, OTOH: crystal clear.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep...Aw fuck, I've turned into my cats. Neuter me?
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Mmm. Tamales for dinner. Hot ones. (The candy kind.)
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Eff it. I need a job. Please hire me. Skills: Sleeping in, staring at the Internet, candy.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
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If my neighborhood is any indication, the real winner tonight is honking.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Hooray. I'm conceding to these celebratory black bean tacos.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Fuck you, overpriced Indian food. Fuck you right in your $10 chole.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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In trying to keep my costume as true-to-life as possible this year, I decided to be a crying snooze button covered in cat hair.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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No, no...I completely understand. I'd probably unfollow me, too, if that was possible.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I don't have a fart's idea what I'm doing anymore.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I used to think I wasn't a big enough asshole enough to win at life; now I know I'm just the wrong kind of asshole. Glad I figured that out.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Damn. That yam was a complete sham. What a scam.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I may be nearly bald, but inside there's an even bald-er man just dying to get out. Fucker.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Flea meds are damn expensive! Don't fleas deserve affordable health care, too?
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Downsides of sleeping late: 1 - Feel like a bum. 2 - Catching up on Twitter for friggin' HOURS. C'mon guys... #Page=12
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Trader Joe's Jalepeño Cheese Crunchies: The thinking man's Hot Fries.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
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@SeoulBrother Just remember: every rose has its thorns.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
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Nooo, I didn't mistakenly tuck my pajama leg into my sock. I'm thinking of taking a late nite bike ride. Or trying out for baseball in 1910.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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"Skinny jeans" or denim labia cozy with integrated leg tubes?
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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