The good thing about the credit crunch: soon facebook apps developers will realize there's no money in advertizing
franky from Preston, UK
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@ruby_gem XP is the best upgrade after Vista
franky from Preston, UK
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The problem of living in a minor city: after only 3 days you've seen all the local profiles at the dating site.
franky from Preston, UK
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Only when I compared Lucida Grande and Helvetica to boobs and perfect boobs my colleague saw the difference. Guess I'm in for a job change.
franky from Preston, UK
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She's leaning on my shoulder and sending me an email. Yes, that's my bitch.
franky from Preston, UK
Showing the new MacBook video to a bird at the bar. She doesn't see the beauty or understand the hype. She won't get laid tonight.
franky from Preston, UK
Back from discount store with cute shoplady. Had to admit hating what I bought, needed an excuse to see her. Received free mug. #feelsoloved
franky from Preston, UK
If your second chin is longer than my cock, seriously you should not wear hotpants.
franky from Preston, UK
am I really excited to see the new laptops? I only have 2.4Ghz and 4GB. I know I should be excited to spend $3000 next week. And to get CS4.
franky from Preston, UK
I think I finally learned English. After more than 3 years I used _passive aggressive_ for the first time.
franky from Preston, UK
who needs rollercoaster parks? Satin sheets FTW!
franky from Preston, UK
WP 2.6.2? WordPress updates faster than my hoster can serve a webpage.
franky from Preston, UK
One knows Monday isn't far away anymore when even the light task of carrying a box of 47gram of fish food proves too heavy.
franky from Preston, UK
Every time I lose a follower I check the twitter status blog. Must be a bug!
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