I listened to Chinese Democracy last night. An hour later, I wanted to listen to more music.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
17 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
Quite a few things seem to last after a cold November rain. All these fucking leaves around my house, for example.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
18 hours, 15 minutes agoView original
The Gmail Themes guy could have stopped making themes after Shiny.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
21 hours, 1 minute agoView original
@nonlinearmind No need to thank me. I'm not a hot Twitter chick.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
@nonlinearmind Everyone I know who has watched LOST seasons in batches say the story flows much better. I like it regardless.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
To you virtual Twitterbots who are following me based on what I post: Hostess Cupcakes. All-Temperature Cheer. AC Delco. Steak-Umm.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
Quit touching my Buddha, pest.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
Just saw a BABY ON BOARD sign on a car. Adjusted for cultural inflation, that baby is a college junior.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
I for one do not want our government to doctor Detroit.
#lets_see_how_old_you_twitterers_are
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
The Detroit Senate hearings were like the 3rd act of Hulk. I can tell Big 3 and UAW are fighting over something, but it's all fucked up.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
Alaska elected a Democrat Senator. I'd sooner believe a lizard hatched a monkey.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
Sleep is overrated. Then again, I've informed my coworkers to expect me to scream about spiders under my desk by Friday.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
Whoever flatly says "energy independence" understands basic physics, yes?
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
The American automobile industry and the UAW are falling off a cliff together, each trying to strangle the other to death on the way down.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
It's construction o'clock in Chicago. Do you know where your shocks and patience as a driver are?
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
If you think a canyon and a shipyard in Iowa in the new Star Trek are bad, Vulcans trade their "emotion issues" for "shellfish issues."
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
Just discovered that the nearby 7-Eleven scanned my neutral coffee cups as Obama cups. Anyone have the number for Limbaugh or Savage?
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
Later on PBS Sprout: Anthropomorphic Asshole Child followed by 20-Second Train Tales! Now: A conversation with a scary-ass talking star!
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
Also available from TiVo? Online shopping at Service Merchandise, Montgomery Ward, and Best Products. ASK ABOUT LAYAWAYS!
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
Me: Any person who reads The Giving Tree and doesn't cry lacks a heart. @scotticus: And you should take out robot insurance against them.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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