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I listened to Chinese Democracy last night. An hour later, I wanted to listen to more music.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

17 hours, 58 minutes agoView original

sloganeeristbdixsquibble 3

Quite a few things seem to last after a cold November rain. All these fucking leaves around my house, for example.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

18 hours, 15 minutes agoView original

zolora 1

The Gmail Themes guy could have stopped making themes after Shiny.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

21 hours, 1 minute agoView original

EntropyASsuddenlybruisin 2

@nonlinearmind No need to thank me. I'm not a hot Twitter chick.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

1 day, 13 hours agoView original

jackholt 1

@nonlinearmind Everyone I know who has watched LOST seasons in batches say the story flows much better. I like it regardless.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

1 day, 13 hours agoView original

jackholt 1

To you virtual Twitterbots who are following me based on what I post: Hostess Cupcakes. All-Temperature Cheer. AC Delco. Steak-Umm.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

1 day, 18 hours agoView original

jonathaneunicejamietie 2

Quit touching my Buddha, pest.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

1 day, 21 hours agoView original

vhatajackholthoosiergirl 3

Just saw a BABY ON BOARD sign on a car. Adjusted for cultural inflation, that baby is a college junior.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

1 day, 22 hours agoView original

badkitty_texburgherBalutjoeschmidt 4

I for one do not want our government to doctor Detroit.

#lets_see_how_old_you_twitterers_are

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

1 day, 23 hours agoView original

seanhusseyjamietieTinu 3

The Detroit Senate hearings were like the 3rd act of Hulk. I can tell Big 3 and UAW are fighting over something, but it's all fucked up.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

1 day, 23 hours agoView original

seanhusseyjoeschmidt 2

Alaska elected a Democrat Senator. I'd sooner believe a lizard hatched a monkey.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days agoView original

krabigailrongillmore 2

Sleep is overrated. Then again, I've informed my coworkers to expect me to scream about spiders under my desk by Friday.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days agoView original

frageelayrongillmore 2

Whoever flatly says "energy independence" understands basic physics, yes?

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days, 15 hours agoView original

sloganeeristkatkuhljonathaneunice 3

The American automobile industry and the UAW are falling off a cliff together, each trying to strangle the other to death on the way down.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days, 16 hours agoView original

smartgoathoosiergirl 2

It's construction o'clock in Chicago. Do you know where your shocks and patience as a driver are?

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days, 16 hours agoView original

krabigail 1

If you think a canyon and a shipyard in Iowa in the new Star Trek are bad, Vulcans trade their "emotion issues" for "shellfish issues."

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days, 17 hours agoView original

rongillmore 1

Just discovered that the nearby 7-Eleven scanned my neutral coffee cups as Obama cups. Anyone have the number for Limbaugh or Savage?

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days, 19 hours agoView original

emilyelisabeth 1

Later on PBS Sprout: Anthropomorphic Asshole Child followed by 20-Second Train Tales! Now: A conversation with a scary-ass talking star!

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

2 days, 23 hours agoView original

honksterr 1

Also available from TiVo? Online shopping at Service Merchandise, Montgomery Ward, and Best Products. ASK ABOUT LAYAWAYS!

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

3 days, 12 hours agoView original

sloganeerist 1

Me: Any person who reads The Giving Tree and doesn't cry lacks a heart. @scotticus: And you should take out robot insurance against them.

giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois

3 days, 15 hours agoView original

jamietietexburgher 2

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