@mikemorrow OMG GETTING THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
17 hours, 1 minute agoView original
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O hai! How were you guys, like a half hour ago, when I cared? #twitterisfucked
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
20 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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So awkward when co-workers walk in and talk to you in the restroom.
Especially when you're 8 ft. away from the urinal practicing your arc.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
20 hours, 40 minutes agoView original
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How much is "too much" to drink at work?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
23 hours, 5 minutes agoView original
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@ttseco TWO SMITHS ALBUMS ALL DRM STILL INTACT A++ SELLER NR BUY IT NOW>>
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Just dutch ovened myself so hard that The Airborne Toxic Event surrendered the copyrights.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Thank you guys for the favrd and hello new followers!
I guess I'll tweet my domestic fuck-ups that end in violence more often.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Pro Tip: If she says, "Do an impression of me!" DON'T DO AN IMPRESSION OF HER.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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My co-workers are scoffing at my dreams of one day having a pantsless job. "But there's an entire social network of these people!"
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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Cisco WebEx for iPhone just launched, quite possibly changing whether I will ever again wear pants.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I will wake up tomorrow as a technical salesman.
I will be *so* disappointed if that doesn't come with a full beard.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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No offense to any of you hard-working Tweeters out there, it's just that the phishing tweets are a lot funnier than all of you.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Oh how I missed our pile of urinal cakes. I'm going to get a leg up on LazyJanitor in 2009 by pissing directly into the box they come in.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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My BCC (Blood Coffee Content) has to be about 0.40 at this point. When does your brain start to shut down? I'mgonnaneedtoknowsoonkthx.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 22 hours agoView original
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3 cups of coffee this morning and all I've accomplished is smoking myself out of my office.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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So... Anyone got a word for when the power goes out while you're pooping?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
6 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Clerk at Wal-Mart gave the "OMG I'm not ready fer this queshun!" look when pondering whether to put the 2 wattages of bulbs in the same bag.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Back at work after a nice break. Already, the office coffee is liquid anger.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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@kayhan This is the cross I bear for you all.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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At a gas station, just helped a nice old guy figure out how to remove a CD from it's case.
He's getting a head start on the format war.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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