fixing this economy is starting to resemble cleaning up after a pukey baby only to find a full load in its leaky diaper
h9 (matt) from SF, CA
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can we suspend the war to deal with the economy, maybe?
h9 (matt) from SF, CA
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new roommate woke me up way too early this morning
h9 (matt) from SF, CA
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Playing iPhone pole position. Dude, I'm 12.
h9 (matt) from SF, CA
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hearing pretentious people pronouncing vase "vaaahz" makes me want to punch them in the faaahz
h9 (matt) from SF, CA
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Sarah Palin can't get past level 1 in Spore
h9 (matt) from SF, CA
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I don't understand how these people can sleep on the bus and wake up at their stop. I'd end up in tijuana
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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just had a big laugh with ahmed over the telephone. so much fun activating windows. loves 40-digit numbers, that ahmed. and such a kidder.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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sliced my finger with my own fingernail. let's see if airport scan detects any adamantium
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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is so into you
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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another webcock wannabe follower blocked. i need one of those james bond oil slicks or smoke screens out the back of my twitter account.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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Cold-Eeeze®, Coke Zero® and Chips Ahoy!® for breakfast. tomorrow the D's.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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btw that last tweet was a mashup of http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies/statuses/867217235 and http://twitter.com/awryone/statuses/867384463
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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is it possible to have a conversation with a plumber that _doesn't_ contain any euphemisms? didn't think so.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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@chickenlittle called. hoping Don Knotts shows up instead of Norman Fell. though they'd both be zombies, so it's cool either way.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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the hot water in my shower won't shut off. sounds like the beginning of a three's company episode.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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true story: the pilot on my last flight was named robert hay(e)s. well, i thought it was funny, at least.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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captain ahab would fucking _love_ this site
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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my bad. just a loud annoying squinty bald dude.
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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holy shit, i just saw james carville at WWDC!
h9 (biorhythmist) from SF, CA
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