Shut up Cheez-its! I can't right now, it's not even 9:30!
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
16 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Perhaps the problem is that we haven't been messing with Texas.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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I have a walk around Seward Park under my belt and huevos rancheros in my belly. Couldn't be happier.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
4 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Using a new tool at work, I hit the FAQ link. Only 1 question in FAQ, What are FAQs? Answer: Frequently asked questions. Hello Monday.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Seattle erupts into a symphony of car horns, fireworks, whoops and hollers. We're witnessing history. Awesome.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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WHY AREN'T ANY OF THE POLLS CLOSED YET? I can't handle the anticipation.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I have sticker envy. Stupid absentee ballots.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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In the car en route to a beautiful hiking spot. WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S RAINING SO HARD.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Man, I woke up early today! What?
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I feel like I need to throw up. Luckily for me, I paid attention to those after school specials and know how the anorexics do it.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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FOX is playing the theme to Rocky because they're in Philly. Get it? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THEM WE GET IT SO THEY STOP.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Some night I will be trapped at work and I'll be able to make a comfortable bed out of all the napkins I've accumulated.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I need to work on my "I COULDN'T CARE LESS" face because apparently I'm not getting the sentiment across.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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Just decided to start using the word "boorish" more. Go ahead, someone be boorish.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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Eating an entire half of a honeydew because I need the fridge space.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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Balfour isn't a good baseball name. Get it? BALL FOUR? Hee hee.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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I'm having trenchcoat belt tying issues. I wonder if Rosetta Stone makes CDs for this.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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Somali Pirates would be a good band name.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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I think a man broke into my basement and took a poop in my cat's box.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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Just sent text "in can, on way." Meant to text "in caB, on way." Totally different meaning.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
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